You get it, but her way.

“I’m an interesting kind of guy,” you tell her. “That’s what they all say,” she replies. “But you are special in 1 way.”

“Oh?”, you ask.

“Yeah. You just asked for a simple deal. Most guys probably wouldn’t want to be caught dead shaving below anyone’s waist under any reason.”

“Well, I’m just not most guys,” you tell her, as you watch Chyna sneak away over her shoulder.

“Yeah,” Trish says. “You seem to be a real stand-up guy.”

“Thanks,” you say.

“But right now,” she interrupts, pointing at you, “I need this stand-up guy to go over there & lay down.” She points to a large area of the floor, clear except for the carpet covering it.