You enter the lobby of the doctor's office.

You enter the lobby of the doctor's office and see that it's empty except for the receptionist. You give your name and a few minutes later you're called in by a female nurse and taken to the exam room. You know the nurse because she was in your grade in high school. The nurse takes your blood pressure and vitals. She then asks you to strip down to your underwear in order to take your weight and height. This embarrasses you but at least you have your underwear on.

The nurse leaves the room and you take off your underwear and put on the paper gown. You can't get the back of the gown to close at all. You resign yourself to the fact that you can't get the gown to close in the back. You shouldn't be here to long; so you will just let your backside hang out in the open.

The door opens and in walks...