"It seems that in this reality that a solemn vow of vengeance from an incredibly humiliated woman scorned, outweighed the boundless rules an all-powerful book of magic could foist upon all of existence. As it probably is in all realities including yours. I mean Lucifer had to be an all powerful angel to have the balls to challenge the creator. Sure he lost that battle and got tossed from Heaven, but you'd think he was the second most powerful being in all of existence, especially with all that extra evil he carries with that shit lying in 4 billion men's hearts. Nope. At any given moment, for absolutely no reason at all, over 4 billion inhabitants on the planet, can go from a non-angry stasis point to more furious than the entire plane of hell, which may or may not include nine levels, and is a power only exceeded by that of God herself*. It becomes easy for you or me to understand why that a simple tome that can rewrite reality at the whim of whichever horny, or furious person finds it, after it commits bookbound suicide, ripping itself from its home book and appearing before a furious woman, so it may sacrifice itself to ease the ladies scorn and bring balance to creation.
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