You can take her!

Obnoxiously loud punk rock music hits and out comes a wild woman. A pale 5’7 wrestler, wearing skin tight black leather pants and top with matching boots, stomps towards the ring. Chains that hang off of her pants jangle as she climbs into the ring. The crowd goes nuts as Sour Cherry Bomb makes her way to her corner. Her wild and messy scarlet-dyed hair catch your attention, as your eyes look over the rest of her. She’s muscular and toned, tattoos adorn her arms and chest, and her face sports a permanent frown. She shoots you a scowl causing you to recoil in fear. The mean looking woman is carrying a large duffle bag and plops it on the ground near ringside. She climbs atop the top turnbuckle and flails her hair about as the crowd goes wild. She hops off and stamps around the squared circle and stands across from you.

The busty referee signals for you to meet in the center, and you offer a warm smile as you meet your opponent face to face. Anxiety gets the better of you as you feel your armpits get sweaty and you shake uncontrollably. “Huh? Who’s the barbie doll? I wanted a real opponent.” Sour Cherry Bomb barks as she appeals to the crowd. You take a big gulp as you size up your opponent. She has about two inches on you and her biceps are considerably larger. You become even more nervous as you look at her face. She has sharp eyes and a pointed nose and an intimidating nose piercing. “Listen doll, if you don’t put up a fight, I’ll go easy on ya.” Cherry whispers to you, “All you gotta do is let me body slam you and pin you. Sound good?”

You can feel a drop of sweat drip down your forehead while you process her request. You feel slightly insulted that she underestimates you this much, but you also don’t want to get seriously hurt in your first match. Do you really have a chance to win, or should you accept her generous request?