You break my heart, I take your clothes

"Look, Mike." Tanya said as she sat up in bed, staring at her equally as naked ex-boyfriend. "Last night was... Last night was a mistake. You're a nice guy and are still a monster in bed, but we broke up three weeks ago."

"Then why did you practically drag me into the bedroom last night?!" Mike asked, "I've seen you drunk, and you weren't drunk last night."

"If I'm being honest... I had a really stressful few weeks now, and my toys weren't exactly doing it for me, so..."

"So you got my hopes up by using me as stress relief?" Mike finished, looking somewhere between heartbroken and furious.

"Pretty much..." Tanya replied with a sheepish smile. Shaking her head, she climbed out of bed and added, "Listen, I'm just gonna go grab a very long shower. You still have some of your things here that you need to take back, so... Yeah."

Without another word, Tanya made her way to the bathroom, leaving Mike alone in her bed. The twenty-five year old man glared in disgust at the twenty-six year old, trying to remember what he saw in that cold, heartless bitch in the first place. He opened his mouth to say something...

Only to close it again, an idea forming in his head as he smirked and Tanya closed the door.

"Maybe I should have let him down easier." Tanya said to herself after an hour in the shower, recalling the look on Mike's face as she rinsed her hair. She then shook her head and said, "Nah! He'll get over it. I've said and done worse things to that talentless good for nothing, and he always brushes it off. Speaking of which, I wonder if he's done?"

Turning off the shower, Tanya opened the shower door and poked her head out, calling out, "You're done right?"

Silence was the response.

"I'll take that as a yes!" Tanya yelled as she stepped on the linoleum tile of her bathroom... Which was odd, because a bath rug should have been there. Of course, Tanya was too busy noticing her missing towel and bath robe to notice. "What the hell...?"

Tanya looked around the bathroom, noticing that the hand towels and even the toilet paper were gone. Suddenly, a thought came to her mind.

"Oh, he didn't..." She snarled as she carefully stomped her way out of the bathroom and into her bedroom.

Sure enough, the sight of a bed missing it's sheets and the lack of curtains clued her in that something was wrong. She raced over to her closet and threw it open...

"Where. The hell. Are my clothes?!" Tanya yelled, seeing an empty closet filled with only empty hangers. She then raced over to her dresser, but saw not a single pair of socks or underwear.

Tanya searched her entire house, but in every room it was the same. Her sheets, her curtains, her pillow cases, her dish rags; everything and anything she could use for cover was gone!

"Okay, no problem." Tanya said as she found her wallet, "I just order some clothes online, wear those out, and buy a new -"

Her words died on her lips as she opened the wallet. While her ID and driver's licence were still there, it was complete devoid of her credit cards and money.

"Oh come on! Did he really have to take EVERYTHING?!" Tanya yelled, covering her B cup breasts and crossing her legs.