You are giving thanks that there is a pump who carries the dead and you swear to yourself never to date online again

Taking advantage of the fact that the skinny guy is pulling the young woman's blonde hair back to eat her neck, you open the door and slip out of the joint with a sigh of relief. When you get to the car you realize you haven't even paid the bill but you don't care. The only thing you think about is getting home to delete your profile from the website. As you thought, the internet is a nest of weirdos. From now on you will only use the internet to hire whores, they are a little more expensive but you avoid a lot of trouble

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