You’re a Princess, You Have Resources

The nice thing about being a Princess is having minions. Sure, most of them are technically mother’s minions, but who cares.

You walk up to a burly guard and caress his cheek,

“Bring me a half dozen men. Start with the homeless. Have them shackled in my playroom by midnight.”

He nods. “Yes, Princess.”

You favor him with an evil smile as he leaves.

Candy enters. “Hello sis. Enjoy mother’s company?”

You laugh.

“She announced you are the new Princess. Let’s go shopping to celebrate!”

You nod. It will be hours before your playroom is stocked.

“C’mon I know all the best places.”

You follow her out. Her first stop is a jewelry store. The salesgirls immediately begin catering to her the moment she walks in. You clear your throat loudly.

A salesgirl scampers over to you.

“I’m so sorry, Princess.”

“You’d better be. Don’t let it happen again.”

You enjoy the terrified look on her face.

“Is there anything I can get you?”

“I’d like a coffee while I look.”

“We don’t…”

You cut her off with a cruel look.

“I’ll be right back with your coffee. How do you like it.”

You honestly don’t care. You just want to make the girl miserable.

“A half cafe, Kenyan roast, with almond milk and one and a quarter teaspoons of sugar, and a shot of hazelnut flavor.”

She looks positively terrified and runs out of the store.

Candy smiles at you and gives a little giggle. She turns to her girl. “Can you show my sister a tiara, worthy of her status?”

The girl brings out a white gold tiara encrusted with rubies and onyx.

“That’s nice.”

“My sister will take it. If you don’t mind, she’ll wear it out.”

You look at her. “How much…”

“It doesn’t matter. Mother, and by extension you, have an unlimited amount of money.”

The salesgirl returns, out of breath and holding your coffee.

You take it and take a sip. You pour it out on the floor.

“Too much sugar. Be thankful I didn’t tear your throat out.”

You exit with Candy.

She smiles at you. “You are going to get quite a reputation.”

You grin back. “I know.”

You manage to find some lovely new clothes. It is well past dark when the two of you head home.

You are eager to play.