Yes and they come with free samples and a raffle prize!

That night was rough for James, while he had been calm once he had gotten home, once the scrawny nineteen year old had gone to bed his dreams were another matter… Embarrassingly hurtful nightmares of large busty women belittling him and his tiny penis filled one half the night, and night terrors of being chased, caught and beaten by the two surfers filled the other, making him wake up in either cold sweats or in tears several times before the morning came.

After a very tired and once more upset James finally hauled himself out of bed he made some coffee. He was sipping it when he checked the front door, and was shocked to see as advertised that his package was awaiting him- and it was bigger than he expected! It was all in a large brown paper bag that looked better suited to carrying take out from a nice restaurant rather than a couple of bottles of pills! Yet it was definitely his, as indicated by the Growth-X label on the bag.

Grinning and now in a much better mood, James picked up the bag and stealthly took it to his room to have a better look at what was inside… and what was inside was his three bottles of pills, as well as a bundle of products wrapped together with a label on them saying: “Free Sampler!”. After taking that all out though, he was surprised to see a small brown card box that had a sign tapped to it that simply said: “Congratulations! You’re a winner!”

Curious to see what he had won, James picked the box up and felt that it had some heft to it- whatever was inside it had to be at least partially metal… and when he opened it up, a large ornate switch blade slid out.

The knife’s handle was made out of some sort of ebon wood with gold inlay, and had a pair of buttons, one of which was the trigger and the other a clear gemstone. Carefully James hit the trigger and the blade sprang out the top, and at a glance it appeared to be made out of Damascus titanium from the odd rainbow color of the, surprisingly long, rapierish blade, which oddly glinted a ruby red when it caught the light… and to James’ shock, when he looked back at the gemstone button it was glowing the same color. Clicking it in, he found the color cycled to blue, yellow, green, purple, orange, then white, before starting over at red.

Clicking the trigger just made the thing retract with a: “shhink!” And the gem stone button to lose its glow.

Frowning James set the artifact aside, it was very out of place in what was otherwise a bag of pharmaceutical products… and on top of that, it looked like it was magic… in fact, given how long the blade was when it popped out, and the fact it was solid yet longer than it’s handle, but cleanly fit inside… it had to be! That meant it must have cost a bundle to make it at the least, meaning it must worth a fortune, seeing as magic and by extension magical artifice was a tricky art to master, some might even say it was right up there with brain surgery and rocket science! There was a reason the world was ran by technology nowadays, it was much easier to get the hang of and in most cases, just like a gun, anyone could use it.

James looked the knife over a bit more, grinning as he did, think to himself “Well, at the very least I’ve gotten something out of all this, even the pills are a flop and this knife is just some dinky toy, it’s definitely magic and magic is money. I could probably sell it if for a couple hundred at least.” before he slid it back into the box and looked the box itself over, but found nothing explaining the funny little switch blade other than that it was a raffle prize from a cross promotion. Shrugging he put it up and turned his attention back to his free sampler.

He tore open the wrap and pulled out: a bottle of Fabio locks shampo, three tiny bottles of pills, one called Futa-x, another Mascul-x and the last Femin-x. Then he pulls out a wrapped together pair of tiny bottles and one big bottle with two syringes. The bottles were full of white power, one called Fur-x and the other Hum-x, and the larger bottle of a clear liquid. Last but not least was a jug of Growth-x brand Muscle milk and a leaflet full of instructions on how to use all the products he was provided.

Curious, James looked through the manual to find that the shampo was a simple hair growth formula that not only made hair grow faster, but reversed the effects of male balding, hmm, might be worth giving to his dad. As for the free pills, the leaflet explained that one pill was good for one dose, and that they turned the user futa, male, or female, respectively, and warned that they would convert or grow genitalia to match the respective pill, though it also said that a Futa-x pill could be taken with a swig of muscle milk to instead turn the user into a masculine appearing Futanari with both a large penis and testicles, as well as a fully functional vagina hidden behind them.

As for the Fur-x and Hume-x, well they were more complicated. Both of the two bottles contained powder that needed to be mixed with the liquid in the clear bottle, called catalyst, to function, and that Fur-x also needed an animal DNA sample added to the mix as well, and the syringe was marked with several fill levels, and depending on the dose and area of application would give the user animal features based off the DNA sample, ranging from small things like cat and dogs ears, and or tails as well senses and reflexes based off the animal in question, to straight up turning the user into a full on anthro hybrid… hence the fur part, which stood for Furry. Naturally Hume-x reversed it, but like Fur-x, could also be given DNA from another person to change the user’s appearance to match theirs, ranging anywhere from small changes to turning them into a perfect doppelgänger, again dependent on the does administered. A second dose with no sample would revert these changes.

James smirked and wondered what it’d be like to take a tiny dose of Fur-x mixed with his cat’s fur to turn himself into a Neko, which in his case would be a cat boy, (which is a guy with cat ears and a tail- for those not in the know.).

Next was the instructions for the muscle milk. It was a special supplement that vastly accelerated muscle growth to the point one could see their muscles grow as they exercised with it after taking it, though it cautioned that it was best to have protein drinks or food on hand while exercising, as the mass had to come from somewhere, and that a single capful swig lasted roughly a half hour.

Further more the manual specified that because the formula massively increased gains for a short time, that it was best to exercise with a mirror and that it was recommended to either do full body exercise or target whatever specific groups where need for only as long as needed to avoid uneven growth. It also mentioned that it influenced bone growth as well, so stretching and pulling on one’s limbs and torso could elongate them as well, and that it even worked with Growth-x pills, allowing a man full control over their penile and testicular growth via pulling, stretching, massaging and forcing blood into specific portions of the cock and balls to shape their growing member as they wished.

Then to James’ surprise, as he turned the page, he found instructions for another product called PrefleX. Looking it through it he saw that it was a pill that changed a man’s precum- or a woman’s equivalent- and someone that took a pill would be able produce much higher quantities of precum when they wished and their precum would also be fortified with chemicals that relaxed flesh and sinew while also making it much more elastic and flexible. This would allow very well endowed male users to work orifices open wider to slide their entire manhood inside, while female users could work themselves open further to take larger members, and that juices of both sorts of genitalia also made for a very effective massage oil.

It also explained that while the effects the user’s precum had on flesh were temporary, the changes to the glands that produced precum would not be and would require the user to take special treatments to turn them back to normal, if so desired. Further more, the thing explained that one while one pill was all that was needed to convert the user’s precum, more could be take to increase their output.

James frowned and looked through the shrinkwrap… and then grinned when he found very the tiny bottle which only had five pills. “Well, if the pills I bought actually work these will come in handy!” He tells himself as he sets it aside with the other free samples and went back to the leaflet, only to discover that it was the last entry, aside from numbers and websites to contact for help, so there was nothing about the blade he had won, which James supposed made sense, after all it was a raffle prize and not part of the free sample kit… though looking inside the bag revealed that he had taken everything out, and a second check of the box the knife came in revealed no instructions hiding inside either.

James scratched the back of his head as he held it in his hand… he was knew the blade was magic, the world may have been overtaken by technology due to its easy of use and scalability, but even though it was a hard art to master, magic was still prevalent enough that most people had an idea how a magical object looked, the way the blade glinted under the light was a dead give away… but what did the knife do? That was the question…

The answer unfortunately was left behind at the warehouse, the instructional booklet having been blown off the station where James’ package was put together by one of the many large overhead fans in the building meant to keep the workers cool, only for it to end up under a piece of equipment no one present was qualified to move, so the worker in question that was responsible for James’ things simply shrugged and moved on, figuring that the person that got the knife would call support to get their instructions.

As for what those forgotten instruction said: they explained that the knife was a Spaital Blade, and that it cut wormholes through space and time, allowing a user to cut parts off inanimate objects as well as body parts without harm, creating a layer of “skin” over the sides of the cut, while allowing the part to function as if it was still attached- which it was, technically (if in some cases only temporarily) but, thanks to the wormholes the knife made. Further more it would explain that the colors were for different modes:

Red was ownership transference, when the cut off object was pressed to something it would attach and become a part of that person or thing, the wormhole closing and either transferring any necessary parts for it’s function if possible without much disruption of the being or object’s form- or simply enchanting the thing to work while doing without. For example, cutting off a penis and testicles from a man and placing them on a women would result in the root and prostate being transferred to the woman in such a way that it wouldn’t disrupt her vagina, while attaching the same cock and balls to a suction cup would create a living dildo that was not felt by its old owner, but still got hard and ejaculated sterile cum, dispite not being attached to anyone, while the rest of the parts of man’s genitalia like the root and prostate would stay with him. If attached to a machine, what would happen would depend on what sort of machine in question it was attached to. For example, sticking the penis on the end of a hose or a machine with one would let it still work like a penis still, but it could also spray whatever the machine could normally, or if an arm were attached to a robot, it would be able to be programmed to move it as though it were silicon wires instead of flesh and blood.

Blue on the other hand didn’t transfer anything but sensations, as it was detach-attach mode. Simply put, the cut off part could attach to other things as well as be removed from them, and would grant sensation and use if attached to another living being or machine, like red, but would remain part of whatever it belong to. So, to use the same examples as above, a penis on a woman would let her feel and use it like it was her own, but the man would still feel and be able to use his dick at the same time, a dick on a suction cup would be redundant, and once again, how a penis on a machine would work would depend on the machine in question. How hard it would be to take the part off would also depend on the owner’s current preference, so it could be practically cemented on one moment, and fall right off the next- and in the case of inanimate objects, the one that cut it with the knife was the owner.

Yellow was unattachable mode. Simply put, something cut off with yellow mode didn’t attach to anything but still worked normally.

Green was duplication. Cut a part off, and it would be detached as if in blue mode, but an exact replica of the part in question would grow from the stump.

Purple was trait enhancement mode. It worked like the blue mode, but if something was pressed against the stump on the main body while the part in question was off of it, it would gain traits from that object. To again use a penis an testis as an example, a tennis ball would make them bouncy and very impact resistant, while a steel ingot would make them very heavy and extremely durable, while a balloon would make them inflateable, and some sort of smart phone or remote control would change the phone or remote to be able to control the cock and balls… and more importantly all these things could stack! Placing the same object back on the stump would instead take away its traits.

Orange was memory change. It worked like red, but would changes memories of people to make them think that whatever was changed was always that way. This memory change doesn’t affect the user of the knife, and it is dispelled if they tell those affected the truth. (How far this goes is up to the author. You could make it so it’s just close friends and family of the subject or those of an owner of an object and the owner themselves that are affected, or the entire world or universe, whatever you wish).

The last mode, white, was undo mode. This mode required the owner to stab themselves with the knife, this would cause no harm, and leave no mark when withdrawn. While the knife was in, it would slow their perception of time and let them see all the changes they had made with it. With a thought they could mark any change or remove a mark they have made, and once they remove the knife from themselves, the marked changes would be undone as if the cuts never happened.

Last but not least, in all modes but green and white, the knife could be slid over a cut it had made in a different mode to convert it or apply effects of the mode that it was in. For example, sliding the edge in red mode against a hand cut off in blue mode would cause it to bond to the next thing it was attached to, but remain detachable and attachable, while blue and yellow simply override whatever they were slid over. Orange would cause people to think a blue yellow or purple cut was always that way, and purple would just apply it’s trait effect to the part’s original stump, even if it was bonded to another thing with red or orange or simply cut off with yellow.

All in all, the knife was a very handy tool for all sorts of shenanigans, pity James didn’t have it’s manual, and would either have to test it out to figure out how it works or call or email customer support to get the instructions.