Yes She Will

Sakura's immediate reaction was to say no and slam Naruto in a wall. She sighed, thinking that Naruto had actually matured, but apparently, she was wrong. She opened her mouth to say, 'NO!' but before she could, her inner Sakura spoke up.

"Say yes," Inner Sakura shouted mentally.

'What?! Why?' Sakura thought angrily. 'We're saving ourselves for Sasuke-kun! Remember, as soon as he realizes Orochimaru is bad, he'll be all over us!'

"Don't be such a pussy, Sakura!" Inner Sakura reprimanded. "Take chances! Start adventures! Pay back all the debts Naruto has gained from you by saving your life!"

'...I guess,' Sakura groaned mentally. 'But if you're wrong, I'm never listening to you again.

'No problem!' Inner Sakura cheered.

Sakura snapped back to the present to see Naruto's rather large hand waving impatiently in front of her face.

She slapped the hand away, wondering if this was really such a good idea.

"S-sorry..." Naruto mumbled. "I tried talking to you, but you wouldn't respond," he said.

Sakura blinked at his respect for her - most men would probably **** her if they knew she wasn't all there, because they knew she would be talking to Inner Sakura.

"Fine..." Sakura sighed. "I'll go on a date with you."

Naruto blinked. Then blinked again.

"HOLY SHIT! THANK KAMI! YES!"

"But!" Sakura continued, and Naruto immediately fell to the ground comically. "No ramen," Naruto whimpered, "and you have to tell me - what do you mean, Tsunade's orders?"

Naruto blinked, wondering how he was going to get out of this one.

[Edited by FoxLegend]