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'Oh, shit!' Naruto thought. 'If I tell her what Tsunade told me to do, she'll kill me!'

"Uh... Sakura... your forehead is like the vast sea..." As Sakura's eyes began to twitch, Naruto hastily continued, "...so beautiful and calming, it makes me want to kiss it.

'Please don't kill me, please don't kill me...' he begged.

Sakura glared at Naruto. "I'll let that slide for now."

'Close!' Naruto thought.

"Uhm... when should I meet you?" Naruto asked.

Sakura glanced at Naruto, surprised that he actually remembered that neither of them had set a time or date yet. "Well... I get off my shift tomorrow at about four, so how 'bout you pick me up at around 5:30?"

"Sounds great!" Naruto exclaimed, trying to hide his excitement... and horniness. He took off, worried that if he stayed too long, Sakura would change her mind.

'You better be right about this,' Sakura told her Inner-voice angrily.

'No worries!' Inner Sakura shouted happily, blushing. 'After the date, we can jump him... you know, I realized that Naruto has always had a lot of stamina...'

Sakura turned crimson as she realized what Inner Sakura was implying. 'SHUT UP!' Sakura yelled at herself.

'I am you, remember?' Inner Sakura reminded her. 'All of my fantasies are YOURS.'

Sakura gaped, her mouth opening in shock. Then she closed it, ignoring her Inner Sakura despite the growing damp spot under her vagina. Oh God, she thought.

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Meanwhile, Naruto was leaping with joy, running home with excitement. YESYESYESYESYESYESYES! he thought to himself, grinning.

'Let's see...' Naruto thought. 'I need to plan out tomorrow if I want to..." Naruto blushed, "...impregnate Sakura-chan.'

He turned the corner, only to hit someone, face-first.