Yes, pants are now optional

Dad was going to have to get used to me going around the house half nude. Hopefully, it wouldn't be too long until mom and my sisters did the same. After hearing mom talk about how much bigger my cock was than his last night I felt like I was strutting around and flaunting it as I reentered the kitchen. Dad was already at the kitchen table engrossed in his newspaper and didn't notice me yet.

"What a rough night. You know Tabitha, you had me out until 1am just to buy condoms for Jake. He better be fucking grateful."

"I am sure he will be. You should be proud of our son for being so careful. You know we weren't at his age." Mom clearly paid no mind to all of dad's complaining.

"I am grateful, dad. Thanks for going out and doing that for me."

Dad looked up from his paper and I saw his eyes go wide and his face go red. "WHAT THE FUCK, JACOB? PUT ON SOME PANTS NOW! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

I just looked at dad as if he was being weird, as if I wasn't doing the most ordinary and natural thing walking around in my boxer briefs with my thick bulge stretching out the cotton. I just looked down at my lower body and back up at dad. "What do you mean? I don't think there is anything wrong with this. I feel more comfortable this way and it's not like you and mom didn't just see my dick last night."

As expected, mom took my side. "I told Jacob that he can dress this way. He should be comfortable being open about his desires at home and I don't want you to try and shame him about it."

Dad was still enraged, but I could tell he was trying to calm down and control himself. I couldn't help but antagonize him though. "Yeah, dad. While you were out mom and I had a real heart to heart about how important it is to be open about or sexual desires and fantasies and explore them."

Dad tried ending the discussion and going back to reading his paper. "I really don't need to hear about my son jerking off-"

"You don't get it, dad. It wasn't just me. I went and fantasized about fucking mom and she did the same thinking about me. Right, mom?"

Mom smiled and nodded. "Yes, baby. We both had a good time last night."

Dad couldn't help but toss the paper and slam his fist down on the table. "WHAT THE FUCK, TABITHA? YOU ARE GETTING OFF TO OUR SON NOW?"

I didn't like him yelling at mom like that. "Yeah, and what is wrong with mom doing that? It is just fantasy. It isn't like we are fucking and she is cheating on you."

"That's not the point I do not need my own wife-"

"To do what, dad? Are you telling me that you never see some hot chick and you think about how she looks naked? Does that mean you are unfaithful to mom? That you are cheating on her? See how insane you sound?"

Dad was speechless. Just sitting there clearly frustrated as I continued on.

"It made me feel very close to mom being so honest with her and I'm sure she would say the same."

"He's right, Aden. There is nothing wrong with what we are doing. I think you need to grow up and be more mature about all of this."

Dad had enough of the situation. "FINE, whatever. Go get yourself to our son. I've had enough! I'm going to the mechanic to get the battery replaced in the car."

Mom seemed to have had enough of dad's behavior as well. Hands on her hips and clearly annoyed, she made it loud and clear this wasn't over. "You and I will talk about this again later."

I could hear dad slam the door to the garage as he left, clearly needing to let off some steam.

Alone again with mom I wanted to explore what happened last night. "Hey, mom? Can you come up to my room? I wanted to talk some more about what we did last night."