Yes, but a chance encounter

I was on my way back. Thinking of dinner, and maybe the pounding of a certain red heads cheeks, when I ran into them. And I do mean ran into them.

"Damnit Alain," screamed Ino as she rubbed her left breast, "What the fuck did I do to you?" I watched as she rubbed out the pain in her chest. It was a great example of the perkiness of them. They sprang back like magic.

"I'm sorry," I said. Sakura put her arm around Ino's waist. Whispering a few words into Ino's ear.

"What do you mean," said Ino? "he's an idiot. A mongrel. I'm surprised he could even get those two words out without stuttering a mess." Ino stopped rubbing her chest. I never was able to make a very good impression with her. Sakura smiled at me.

"Hello Alain," said Sakura. "We weren't really paying attention ourselves. It was both our faults."

"Both our faults my ass," said Ino, "I can already feel a bruise. And he's frozen. Can't even respond." I had really pissed her off. How should I go about this one?