Xander Harris

Waking up curled up in a ball on the backseat of his car Xander groaned in modest despair as he looked at the cars interior roof. His classic 1957 Chevy Bel Air. His Uncle's old 'classic' that he bought for two grand before graduating high school. His now broken down wreck that died in the middle of nowhere on the first day of his grand cross country adventure. With a defeated groan Xander unfolded himself and pushed himself up into a sitting position.

"The long walk..." he grumbled. He had one in front of him. Its was ten miles to the next town. He'd broken down at dusk last night and didnt feel like trying to make a long walk in the dark, where creatures may lurk.

Getting out of the broken down car Xander took a deep breath and decided to do a status check. Nail down what he needed and what was a pipe dream and what he actually had.

Putting his hands in his jeans pockets he pulled out his wallet which he put in the roof of the car, keys to the broken down car ehuch he put next to the wallet on the roof and a wadded up piece of paper.

"That was a dream...." Xander just stared at the paper in his hand for a second. He startled as the wind blew and the edge of the paper flapped in the wind. Xander quickly stuffed the piece of wadded up paper back into his jeans front pocket.

"But..." Xander looked at his broken down classic car. What if it worked? What if his car was fixed? What if his classic was brand new? What if he had an even better car? "What if?"

"A brand new 1970s Chevy Camaro, dark green paint with black racing stripes." Xander anounced as he looked at his broken down Bel Air

-WINK-

"OH HOLY SHIT!" Xander stumbled back from the so shiny and new it was gleaming in the morning sun dark green Chevy Camaro, with black racing stripes.

"You... you... you've gotta be fucking kidding me." Xander looked all around. "This... this type of shit doesnt happen to... to me!" He looked skyward, "Am I on candid camera? God, are you there? It's me, Xander."

Xander approached the car and slowly picked up his wallet from where it was sitting on the Camaro's roof. He then picked up an entirely new set of keys from the Camaro's roof. Staring at the new Camaro in awe Xander stuffed the wallet and the keys into his jeans hip pockets. Cautiously, gently he opened the door to the car. And just as gently, he slowly entered the Camaro and sat in the driver's seat. Slack jawed he looked over the interior and breathed in the new car smell. He checked, there were 0 miles on this car, it was indeed brand new, never been driven.

"Whats the catch?" He asked himself as he looked around, "Theres gotta be a catch."

Ten minutes of looking and all he could find wrong with the car is the fact that by modern standards the stereo and sound system was obsolete and then there was the air conditioning which was also obsolete.

"This car has modern day, top of the line air, stereo and sound system."

-WINK-

Xander let out a deep breath as the center console now had a digital sound system in place.

"Okay." Xander nodded his head and took a moment to take a few more deep breaths. "Okay, this is happening. What next, what next?"

"Theres a million dollars in hundred dollar bills in a dufflebag on the passenger seat."

-WINK-

Xander stared at the large dufflebag sitting on the passenger seat that was stuffed full of hundred dollar bills.

"Okay. Right. Okay, final test." Xander reached over and stuck his hand in the dufflebag to feel the money. "Yup. Yup. That's really real."

"Okay. Right. Okay." He put both hands on the steering wheel and tried to not freak out.

The universe was being nice to him. He got three wishes and all it cost him was a wink. Was this, like, God giving him a little something back for helping saving the world a couple times?

Or did he just randomly get three wishes and-

"SHIT!" Did he just waste his chance at three wishes? Xander looked around his brand new Camaro and at the bag full of hundred dollar bills.

As far as things go he hadn't really wasted a wish. Well... upgrading the Camaro's stereo and air...

Xander let his head hang in defeat.

He got too caught up in the moment. He didnt think. What the hell had he done? He'd pissed away a wish. Unlimited power and he'd wasted it on-

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute." Xander clearly remembered the dream made no mention of a numerical limit. Did he have more wishes?

"My body is in and has always been in perfect health and fitness." He imagines something like Bruce Lee's physique, lean and muscled.

-WINK-

"OHHHH yeah." Xander cheered. He not only looked better he felt better. He hadn't felt this good in years. He flexed and marveled at the well defined bicep bulge.

Grinning like a lunatic Xander stared at the open road before him and saw endless possibilities.