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Chapter 7 by Ultra Bra Ultra Bra

How can you get a real exercise?

Wreck stuff

You look lovingly towards your biceps and furl your brow into a frown.

Sophie: "Aww, what's wrong, girls? Aren't these wimps giving you enough attention?"

Carelessly you discard your last partner from under your hips and stand up.

Sophie: "Well don't you worry. Mama'll find you some real exercise."

You're already well aware that ball bearings and barbells are like air to you. Clearly you need to think bigger. First stop is the jewelry store. You sprint downtown, whizzing past cars and trains alike, reaching your destination in less than half a second. The door of the jewelry store says 'We're NOT open'.

Sophie: "Oh?"

You press onwards, crushing your body through the steel frame and the polycarbonate panels like air. The alarm goes off, but you pay it no mind - this won't take even a minute. From the back of the store you find exactly what you were looking for: a massive safe.

You reach your hands to the top of the safe's door and pull down, folding the strong metal like the lid of a sardine can. You retrieve two large diamonds from the safe and carefully place them between your biceps and forearms. With the lightest flex, the two diamonds explode into a burst of dust.

Sophie: "Nope, that won't do at all."

The next place that you can think to offer a bigger strain is a steel foundry on the edge of the city's industrial zone. In a matter of seconds you zoom over there, leaving a Goddess-shaped hole in the perimeter chain link fence. The foundry is even larger from up close than you previously realised. But something about it still seems... lacking.

Sophie: "Hmmm, somehow I don't think I can find anything hard or heavy enough inside of there."

You look to your sides, making sure that nobody else is watching.

Sophie: "This is a bit naughty... the laws of physics are gonna get mad at me... but what the hell."

You dig your fingers into the thick cement and lift. The whole foundry rises from its foundations. You twist your wrists upwards, and now you support the whole complex on two hands. Trucks and pallets rapple down due to the 45 degree incline, some of them harmlessly crashing into your body. Impossibly, the thin strip of cement won't even crack despite having to take the strain of a ten thousand ton building.

Proudly, you let go of one hand and lift it with one hand only. You try its weight - it feels only slightly heavier than a feather to you.

Sophie: "Haha! Piece of cake."

You bring the foundry level with your eyes, pull back your arm and then toss the whole building like a frisbee. It disappears into the horizon, hopefully eventually crashing into the ocean.

Sophie: "In fact this is too easy. Not challenging at all."

Your muscles feel like little dogs whining for a walk. There's no way that anything manmade can offer you a challenge.

What to do to?

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