Women only go once a year

(Kinda borrowed from “The Orville”)

They say it’s an evolutionary leftover from our days as hunter-gathers. No one is really sure why.

It’s quite the important point of a woman’s life, to the point her “voiding” day is more important and more celebrated than her birthday. Sure, a woman might got out to dinner on her birthday, but it’s her void day that gets the massive celebration, as friends and family come together to watch the Void Day Girl poop and pee. Some restaurants and clubs even have golden toilets for major events like a girls Sweet 16th void.

A woman’s body makes use of almost everything she eats. The acid in their stomachs is far more potent than that of a man’s and can draw some form of nourishment for anything. Two decades ago, a women’s volleyball team survived a plane crash in the mountains for two weeks by literally eating the plane.

A woman only retains the hardest to digest things and only releases it once a year.