With all of your kinks.

'Screw it,' you thought, 'lets go all the way.'

You went through many different stories through the bible, beginning to end, changing bits and pieces to drastically alter just how things operated.

First thing you did was write down that God had banished diseases that occured through intimate relations. You didn't exactly feel like you would want those to be around anymore.

You re-wrote multiple areas to encourage gangbangs, to encourage men and women to be okay with their spouses sleeping around, to suggest it was even holy for women to fuck multiple at a time. Wife or husband 'swapping' as well, as 'The Lord says that true love would persist through' and that 'If the spouse leaves for another, it's because the Lord knows you're perfect match is soon to come.' This was to help with the problem of actual cheating. No need for heartbreaks, rather the idea of polyamory and such would be easier to go with while just as hot for you.

Next you placed that incestuous relations were simply something that occured and not to be too concerned over. Well, you worded it better than that. So what if a mother and son, father and daughter, or brother and sister had become a pair and placed the rings on their fingers?

Up next, you wrote specifically that women and men could be priests and priestesses, but they could also fuck and were encouraged to do so often. Women had four levels of priest hood. Whore, Priestess whore, Divine slut, and Matriarch. Divine sluts being lady Cardinals and matriarchs being female popes.