Willing to help

"Hey Wills." Xander called out as he walked up to his oldest friend as she was getting a couple of books out if her locker.

The red head smiled up at him, "Xander. What's up?"

"I'm going to fuck Buffy and her mom tonight and you are enthusiasticly going to help me fuck them." Xander told her maintaining eye contact with Willow.

Willow nodded her head, smiling up at him. "Of course I am. What kind of help did you need?"

"I need some research done on sex acts. You know... what positions feel good and the usual stuff."

Willow grinned, "Sure. Not a problem. I've got a bunch of stuff like that on my computer at home." She blushed at that admission.

"Of course you do. You are secretly a big sex fiend who constantly thinks about sex." Xander leaned towards her and said somewhat conspiratorially "You think about fucking me the most. But you also think about fucking Buffy. You think about fucking all the pretty girls you see. I'm the only guy you can imagine fucking."

Willow eeped and looked at him in alarm, "How did you kno-"

He interrupted her, "I'm your oldest friend in the world, Wills. Did you really think you could keep secrets from me?"

Willow shrugged a little.

Xander looked her over, "You also are going to look into the magical side of things. See if the juju can be used to make sex better."

Willow immediately grinned, "Of course it can. Only... Giles wont let me read the books that are hinted at containing sex magic in the other books he has."

Xander was actually nonplussed for a second. "Huh. Well dont that beat all... I wonder what kind of sex magic there is."

"Theres some vague mentions in the books I've read about the usual. Uuh, enhancing the size of a certain male appendage. Enhanced vitality and potency for men. A spell to make any woman willing and able to handle any man. Spells to make someone... uh... drown in pleasure." Willow frowned and scratched the side of her head. "Something like that. And there's hints about more things like that. Uhm... I think there was mention of a spell to increase a woman's milk production to help feed a hungry baby... I think that was in one of the books Giles let me read. So magic breast augmentation is a thing." Willow added helpfully.

Xander murmurred in interest as he imagine Buffy with bigger tits. Which would pretty much make her his perfect woman. And the only thing standing in his way was Giles? Well that just wouldnt do. "Look that one up first. I'll talk to Giles and make sure you get access to the books he wont let you read."

"Cool. Lets go see Giles now. If you want to uae magic to fuck Buffy tonight I have to get reading now." Willow said with excitement.

"Lead the way, Wills." Xander gestured towards the general area of the library. "Lead the way."