Why are they so small?

While the boys watched, both totally stunned at her appearance and behavior, Lauren continued to examine herself in the mirror. She grasped her small breasts and squeezed. them, shaking the minuscule bulges up and down as she pouted.

"Why are you so small?!" She groaned, unaware of her audience. "It's not fair! I can never get laid because nobody can know about you damn little things!"

"Never get laid... wait, is Lauren a virgin?" Liam asked.

"I guess!" Brad said, equally shocked.

Meanwhile, Lauren continued her shocking display.

"Well, I can never get laid, but at least I have you!"

With that Lauren skipped over to her dresser, body jiggling, and pulled something out of her underwear drawer. She had an excited, sultry grin on her face as she did...

"Is that..." Liam's eyes widened even more. "...A vibrator?"

"YUP!" Brad said, grinning widely as he cracked another beer...