Who's the Bait!?

"Bigfoot is into goth girls!?" Sophie exclaimed, "How do you even find out something like that?"

"I've been studying the aftermath of Bigfoot's sex rampages," Montana explained, "He bangs any woman, but from what I could gather he's in a phase where he REALLY enjoys the goth women."

"So that's why we have Agent Cockthorne wearing these clothes," Wendy noted.

The women were all hiding behind some tree or bush except for Agent Cockthorne, who was standing in the middle of a clearing wearing goth makeup and a short black dress.

"Ughh..." Helena Cockthorne sighed. She was tragically one of the few agents with dark hair, so she was to be the bait in this operation. Helena showed an embarrassed look as she tried to hold her dress down to not reveal too much.

"Strange, he should be on his way now," Montana furrowed her brow.

"Wait, where's Sarah?" Ashley asked.

The girls looked at each other in horror as they realized that not only had they forgotten their friend in the chaos, she was exactly the kind of target Bigfoot was probably looking for.

"We need to save Sarah!" Sophie cried.

The friends ran off back toward where they came from.

"Wait! You'll mess up our plan!" Montana shouted, "Damn it! I guess we'll need to improvise!"

"Do you need us to chase them?" Agent Moonshine stepped out of hiding with her team, holding an assault rifle.

"Not right away," Montana sighed, "Let's keep watch over them from a distance."