White Rook f1 - a1

From far behind, the male warriors inside the remaining white rook watched the scenery happening on the opposite side of the board. Dithering between euphoria, hope and nervousness they cheered for their queen, only to watch in horror and disbelief when she fell to the ground and was fucked into unconciousness by the brave black knight.

"Now we are the last bastion of manhood!", one of the warriors cried out loud.
"Those females need to learn their lesson", another one stated.
"Let's take **** and chase that ugly black bitch where she belongs!", the third warrior exclaimed, pointing to the black queen, still sitting on her comfortable spot at the far left edge of the board.

Rook to a1!

The white controller seemed determined to go all in, sending his rook onto the most dangerous mission...