Whatever you can

You fling open the drawers of your dresser, nothing fits your new slim body. Every pair of underwear you try to put on either hangs haphazardly from one hip, or just falls down completely. Your shirts are baggy, but somehow too short to accommodate your recent growth spurt.

You finally find an oversized black hoodie that covers your top fully. You still have nothing to cover your bottom half. You begin tearing every article of clothing out of every drawer, flinging socks and underwear across your room.

Bingo!

You pull from the back of your bottom drawer something that will work.

Oh no…