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Chapter 7
by The-Drunken-Bandit
What are you going to do?
Whatever you can to do damage control at this point...
Sigh… What can you do right now? You don’t even know how the hell this happened or what to do about it, hell all you can really do is deal with the consequences of your actions and help your new houseguest feel as comfortable as possible before doing some personal investigation of your own into how this happened.
So with that in mind, you pick up the **** and slender form of Peg in a bridal carry and bring her to one of the several spare guestrooms that fill your mansion.
(Several hours later)
(morning)
(Peg’s room)
As a new day dawns upon the mansion, we turn our attention to the guest room in which Peg Pete is currently sleeping in after her abrupt arrival to the mansion.
The room itself is pretty plain, only being slightly larger than a normal bedroom with tan walls and a white border and is sparsely decorated with modern-looking furniture and a short walk-in closet off to the side.
It is here that we see Peg laying on the queen-sized guest room bed as she begins to shift and move on top of the tan-colored sheets of the bed as she begins to awaken.
“ugh… Honey bear I had the strangest-.” Peg groans out slowly as she begins to sit up but quickly stops as realizes that she’s in a very unfamiliar place. Immediately Peg’s heart begins to freeze up in fear and anxiety as she slowly begins to recall the events of last night, but before she could even begin to panic the guest room door opens up to reveal you, holding a tray with a plate of pancakes on it and a glass of orange juice, along with some basic utensils and a small bottle syrup.
Immediately Peg’s eyes go wide at the sight of you, and you freeze in place not really knowing what to say to the surprised and fearful mother of two as you’re not exactly the most socially skilled person due to your upbringing, but you have to say something so…
“Hem… Uh. Hi again, I made you some breakfast, if you want it.” You tell Peg as you lift up the tray holding food to illustrate this, but Peg has other concerns on her mind right now as she quickly hops off the bed and backs away from you and into the wall that is farthest from the doorway with her eyes filled with frightened shock as she stares at you.
“Who the heck are you?! What the heck are you?!” Peg yells as she points at you, her face wracked with fear. In response, you could only sigh in exhaustion as you understood Peg’s fear and suspicion of the unknown, especially since she’s been dragged away into an unknown place with an unknown being, whose intentions with her are completely unknown to her. Honestly, you would react in the same way as the Cartoon milf.
Sigh...
Anyway, it’s time to explain the entire situation the Peg, and it’s not going to be easy, especially with what else you found out about the situation that the two of you are currently in.
“Sigh… Well, this is to be expected…” You mumble to yourself as you set the tray down on a nearby dresser before turning back to face Peg who still looks at you with a degree of fear.
“_Hem, hem… _Let’s try this again, hello my name is Oscar Knox, and I am a human man of about 20 years of age, and I am the owner of the mansion that you are currently standing in Miss Pete.” You clear your throat and reintroduce yourself to frightened mother of two. However, it seems you have made an error in the form of mentioning Peg’s actual name as her eyes have grown wider as she has backed up into the wall even more.
“How do you know my name?!” Peg asks in fearful confusion, and you can only wince at your mistake as it seems that you have only made Peg even more fearful of you.
“I- that’s-it’s-sigh…”You fumble with your words but eventually give up and sigh in exasperation as your shoulders slump in defeat, and you take a seat at the foot of the bed that Peg was resting on just a couple seconds ago.
This is not how you wanted to introduce yourself to Peg, but as usual, you’ve successfully screwed up yet another social interaction and have alienated another person. You can’t help but look down and palm your face at your failure.
However, it seems that your actions have not all been in vain as your look of complete and total defeat seems to have affected Peg in a positive way as she has stopped backing into the furthest wall and is now looking at you with confusion and even a little bit of concern as a couple of minutes of awkward silence ticks by and only ends when peg slowly makes her way over to you and takes a seat next to you on the bed.
“Sweetie, you’re not actually going to hurt me, are you?” Peg asks slowly and tentatively as her voice changes from the gruff tone that she uses when she mad or frustrated to her normal tone of sweet baby talk.
“I-no…” You trail off as the awkward silence begins to fill the room once again but as it does you can feel a dainty hand being placed upon one of your broad shoulders which causes you to look up and see that its Peg who has done so and is now looking at you with a look of concern and compassion as she gives you a small, yet sad smile.
“You’re not really good with talking with people are you honey,” Peg states as she looks at you and in response, you could sigh in regret.
“_Sigh… _Is it really that obvious?”
“Bout as obvious as a snow storm on the Fourth of July sweetheart.”
“_Sigh… _Of course, it is.” You mumble to yourself as you look away from the milf, however just as you do so, Peg puts a hand on your chin and gently turns your head to face her once again and speaks to you sweetly once again.
“Aww… Hey now, look don’t be like that sweetie. I'm sorry I reacted so badly at first its just…” Peg trails off, but you know exactly what she thought when she saw you enter the room.
“You thought I was some kind of crazed kidnapper? Or something like that?”
“…Something like that.” Peg confesses with an uneasy grin that you can tell is ****.
“_Sigh… _I wish I could blame you, but if I was in your position, I would think the same thing if I had to be honest with myself Peg.” You tell the milf, and in response, her **** smile relaxes into a far more relieved one as she lets out a held breath.
“Haah... I'm glad you think so, honey. Now can you please explain to me what’s going on?” Peg asks sweetly, and you cringe a little in response as this is going to be one awkward explanation.
“That’s… going to be hard to explain… mainly because I'm not sure you’ll believe me.”
“Oh, really, and why’s that?” Peg asks as she quirks a brow at that flimsy excuse you put up.
“Well… to start off how well do you understand the many-worlds theory of physics?” you ask as you scratch the back of your head in nervousness.
“The Many what now?” Peg asks dumbfoundedly in confusion as her brow scrunches up in confusion.
“Ok, so you don’t know what it is. Well to make it short, the theory states that there are many universes out there in something called the multiverse, which is a great big ocean of universes, and that each world in it differs from each other in certain ways. Some are quite drastically different, others are only slightly different.” You explain to Peg, which only causes the mother of two even more confusion as she stares at you dumbfoundedly.
“Ok… and what exactly pray tell does this have to do with what's going on?” Peg questions you slowly, and you raise a single finger in response.
“I'm getting to that, you see, well… Sigh… there’s no easy way to put this so ill just come out and say it; Peg the multiverse is real and well… We're… Sigh… It’ll just be easier for me to show you.” You tell Peggy as you stand up from the bed and walk over to the nearby window which was apart of the farthest wall.
The window itself didn’t look out of the ordinary and simply showed a picturesque view of the Appalachian wilderness; however, you knew better. For when you reach for the window and pulled it open, the picturesque Appalachian wilderness disappeared and was replaced with an endless black vortex that had of bright white light at the very bottom of it that lit up the entirety of this endless abyss. With this view into the endless black void also came a powerful sucking **** that emanated from the open window that pulled at you slightly before you immediately shut the window tightly and in an instant the abyss disappeared, and the Appalachian wilderness reappeared.
With your little demonstration out the way, you immediately turned around to look at Peg who was making a pretty damn good impression of a fish as her jaw had dropped and had her eyes go bug-eyed at that little demonstration of yours.
“It's like this with every single door and window in the mansion and as you can see we've been put into an endless interdimensional vortex of some kind, and I say interdimensional because you’re here Peg.” You explain to the shocked milf, But as Peg questions what exactly you're trying to get at you raise your hand and cut her off.
“Now before you say anything Peg you need to understand how exactly I know you right now. Before fully explain how I know you well… I’m pretty sure you can see the biological differences between the two of us quite obviously. The reason for these differences is because of how each of our worlds developed individually and by what laws they operate on. I know I’m getting off-topic here, but all this wraps around back to the main reason I know you Peg because in my world your… Well… your a cartoon character.” You explain as you scratch the back of your head out of nervousness as you stare at the still fish-faced milf who looked ready to deny your claim, but you once again cut her off your explanation.
“That’s not to say that your not real, I’m not saying that and I am not implying that all. What I am saying is that what is real and one world is fiction in another and by happenstance your world is a fictional cartoon in mine. An before you even try to argue against it I know about every single misadventure that you have been a part of, like that time Pete hypnotized goofy to do his chores that you assigned him, only for goofy to completely screw up said chores and in the end you were **** to give Pete a taste of his own medicine by hypnotizing him to clean up the mess that goofy created in his little Scam.” Peg jaw shut tightly as she blinked in surprise at the mention of that misadventure but remained silent as you continued.
“I also know about that little trick that you played on Pete when he stole goofy’s vacation, and you and the kids went all three ghosts of Christmas on his Fat ass.”
“How-“ “I’m not done yet,” you said as you cut off Peg, before continuing on with one more scam Pete pulled or well another one of Pete’s freakouts.
“Finally let’s talk about the time that Pete went completely nuts when somebody sent him a threatening letter. I distinctly remember that episode because Pete pulled out an actual cannon from underneath the bed and shot it out your bedroom window out of fright because he thought somebody was out to get him. Actually now that I think about it, how did he hide an actual black powder cannon in your bed without waking you up?” You asked out curiously to yourself as rubbed your jaw as you wondered how Pete actually got his hands on an old-timey cannon like that. As you did so, you could see a slight twitch in Peg’s eye from the mention of that particular incident and decide to continue on further with the most recent event that happened to the mother of two. I.e., the events that transpired just before she came into your mansion.
“Argh… Doesn’t matter, anyway I got one last incident and this one from you in fact! What was it you said about Pete when you threw the groceries at his picture on the fridge? Oh yes! It was “you watch! He’ll come home expecting waited on like King tut, till I drop a hint the size of a doghouse on Him. Then he’ll fly off in a panic to buy me some cheap gift to Smooze me into one more year of free maid service!’ End quote.” You finish with a flat look as you stare at the now slightly hyperventilating Peg as she looks down at the ground holding the sides of her head as her eyes dart from side to side.
Well safe to say she’s not taking the news that she’s a cartoon character in another world all too well.
Sigh…
“Peg.” You say as you walk over to the panicking mother and put a single hand on her shoulder which causes the milf to look up at you with terrified eyes.
“Peg you came here into my home by accident and I know your freaking out, but you need to remember what I said earlier. What is real in one world is fictional in another, meaning everything you’ve done is real it’s just that you’ve had unknown watchers this entire time. So don’t go freaking out on me on the belief that your not real because you are and everything you’ve done is real. Now…” You say pull your hand back and walk over to the door that leads back out into the hallway of the second floor.
“… I’m going to go downstairs and get my own breakfast when your ready come downstairs and meet me in the living room. It’s the same room that you first met me in when you first entered the mansion. When you’re ready, we can start working on a plan to figure out how to get both of us home.” You tell Peg as you open the door and stepped out into the hallway that and pause for a second as you soon quickly poke your head back into the room for just a brief moment to see Peg still staring at you with a mind-blowing expression of wide eyes that are staring off into space.
“Oh, and I recommend you eat your food quickly, it’s probably starting to get cold now.” You tell Peg before you fully leave the room and enter the second-floor hallway.
Well… That went is about as well as you expected it to go. You can only hope Peg takes the revelation of being a cartoon character in another world well, but For now, all you can do is hope and plan.
(An hour later)
(living room)
it’s been about an hour left Peg alone in her guest room to cope with the revelation that you’ve unleashed upon her. During this time you had to yourself you’ve eaten breakfast and have begun to mess around with your TV or more precisely the jukebox.
Why are you messing with that archive of fictional works again?
Well to make it simple all of this started when the jukebox first arrived at your doorstep, so logically it has to be the reason why Peg was able to crossover into your home and logically it also must be the reason why your home is trapped in the interdimensional vortex.
So for the last 45 to 30 minutes you’ve been searching around and playing around with the available options on the jukebox and what you discovered is rather interesting. Thankfully the jukebox came with a built-in help menu to explain everything or well at least explain how the box operates.
The start off with you discovered that that little character selection thing that you messed with to bring Peg here was, in fact, a special feature built into the jukebox that “invites” the character in question to your home. Why it does this, there’s no real explanation outside of a small quote of text that appeared when you clicked on the explanation for the feature.
“Everybody has their bad days, some worse than others and sometimes we need a friend to pick us back up when we fall. That friend can be anyone, a lover, a family member, a concerned person, or just simply your roommate.”
Confusing as hell and very vague but you get the basic gist of the quote and what is implied about the feature.
Following this, you did a little bit more exploration of the help section in the jukebox, and you learned several other things. Like how your house is no longer connected to the city water or electricity and is instead of getting a perpetual feed of free utilities from the very vortex itself. This effect that the vortex is having on your house utilities is also affecting your fridge as well as for when you came back downstairs to make your own breakfast you discovered that all the foodstuffs that you used to make Peg's breakfast had replenished themselves and only after looking into the help section of the jukebox did you discover that it was another feature provided by the vortex.
So on the bright side, you get free power and water and won’t starve, but on the downside, your home is trapped in a multidimensional vortex. That said you have also discovered that there might be a way to temporarily land the house in a certain dimension for short period of time, you don’t know how to do this, but the help section in the Jukebox is hinting at such a feature.
With that said you also discovered a new feature the jukebox by complete accident when you were playing around with controls. Apparently, the jukebox can also summon or create certain objects that exist in other worlds of fiction; you discovered this feature when you accidentally re-created a small bottle soda by accident when you were looking at the feature inside the jukebox called “the store.”
Apparently, this feature allows you to purchase certain objects or items from a specialized digital store that exists inside the jukebox. That said the store can’t just produce any and all items it actually needs either an ad of the object in question, the actual object in question for it to scan and copy, or a physical description of the item and its effects for the jukebox to search through the multi-verse order to begin the replication process. With this stipulation comes another caveat in the form of the currency that the store uses. This currency that the store uses is a form of physical coin called a Soul Token.
Digging deeper you discovered that Soul Tokens are what the name imply's for the most part, Tokens made up of the life **** of creatures and are gold glowing coins that are about the size of dollar coin with hearts emblazoned on each side of the coin. Thanks to the help menu you also discovered that you can earn or even create these tokens in a number of ways.
the first way is to kill any animal or creature for that matter and harvest their lifeforce to create a Soul Token. That said the amount of tokens you earn this way are dependent on the size of the creature in question. If its something small like a squirrel or a house cat, then you get only a single token. But if the creature is the size of fully grown bear, then you can earn up to 15 tokens per large creature you kill. So the larger the creature, the more tokens you earn, that said hunting animals can be dangerous and is an inefficient way of earning Tokens.
That said there is a secondary way of earning soul tokens, which if you had to be honest with yourself is rather… Lewd.
As apparently the second way to create soul tokens is to create life **** the old-fashioned way while wearing a specialized ring that will automatically create the soul tokens and then automatically deposit them into your hand or a container of your choosing.
By creating soul tokens in this way, you avoid actually impregnating a woman as this path takes the very life **** that would’ve created a child to create soul tokens instead. The amount of tokens you receive using this method depends on two factors when it comes to the woman in question.
The first being of whether or not the woman is had a child in the past and how many children this woman has had. The more children the woman has given life to than the more coins you earn as each child multiplies the number of coins you earned by a factor of five, meaning if a mother like Peg were to help you create the soul tokens, then you would earn up to 10 times the amount you normally would.
The second factor is entirely dependent on the amount of skill and power the woman has, as that determines the base amount of coins you will earn. If a girl with no combat training and no powers were to help you create soul tokens, then you would only earn about three soul tokens. However, if an extremely powerful woman were to help you like say... Supergirl, then you would earn up to 100 or more soul tokens.
This second method is not only far safer than the first method, but it is also far more reliable in your opinion despite being so… Lewd...
Anyway...
The reason why the shop could produce a small bottle of soda for you was because you already had one inside your fridge for the store to copy from, as apparently anything that’s inside your house automatically gets added to the store for copying purposes and because the store has given you about 100 Soul tokens for free in the form of digial vouchers. One of which you accidentally used to create that one bottle of soda. That said you can also apparently create your own custom orders on the store, but you need an actual physical blueprint for the machine to scan in orders for it to produce the item in question.
Also, there’s a limit to how much the machine can produce as it apparently can’t produce any object that’s bigger than a man so that means you can’t reproduce any cars, you could reproduce parts of cars, but you can’t fully reproduce a car.
Anyway, that leads to what you’re doing right now you’re currently browsing through the store seeing what the store has on offer for you to buy and pick from later.
It’s when you’re browsing through the store that Peg finally comes down from her room and enters the living room, and you pause in your actions to look at the anthropomorphic woman and see her face filled with indecision.
“Hey.”
“Hi…” Peg greets back her voice devoid of all the normal pep usually has as she walks around your U-shaped couch to take a seat on the right-wing of the couch. As he does so, you can see her face is still wracked with shock and you can only look at the woman in concern.
“Are… You okay?” You ask tentatively, and in response, Peg takes a deep breath and closes her eyes sighing heavily.
“Sigh… I… I don’t know. This is a lot take in, but give me some time, and I’ll get used to it.” Peg bemoans as she looks down at the ground for a second before shaking her head and looking back at you.
“Anyway, you said you might have a plan to get us home…?” Peg asks you as you exit the shop and return to the main menu of the jukebox.
Oh, you have a plan in mind several in fact that the question remains…
What plan do you use?
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