Find an Expert...

If you have a dead socket in your house, you call an electrician, if a pipe breaks in your house you call a plumber, if your house gets trapped in a multidimensional vortex well… All you can really do is call an expert or well… a scientist at the very least.

“My plan for right now Peg is to get a scientist or an expert on dimensional travel to help us by using the same method that brought you here by accident.” You explain to Peg as you begin to pull up the menu for the many different worlds that exist out there in the multi-verse.

“Really now?” Peg questions with a raised brow as she stares at you and in response you simply give Peg a flat look.

“What? I’m not about to go around messing with something that I barely understand. I’m humble enough to admit defeat in the face of impossible odds, and I’m smart enough to know when to call an expert in when I have no idea what I’m doing.” Your slightly sarcastic reply seems to have struck a chord within Peg as she freezes up for second before releasing a sigh of relief.

“Sigh… Well, that’s a little bit more relieving than I thought it be Honey, I can’t even begin to recall the amount of times my Petey tried to save money by trying to be Mr. fix-it. Only for me to watch him screw up whatever the problem was and end up making the problem 10 times worse.” Peg tells you as she shuts her eyes and Kneads her brows in frustration.

“Oh, you don’t need to tell me Peg I’ve seen the show. I know just how bad your husband can be when it comes to trying to save money.” Your words seem to spark something within Peg as she stops needing her brows and looks at you again as she re-crosses her arms.

“Speaking of my show sweetie, I don’t think I’m going ever to get used to that, do you have a copy of it laying around?” Peg inquires as she stands up from the couch and walks over to where you're seated.

“Not on me currently no, but I can have the jukebox reproduce a copy of the original show. Why, are you interested in seeing what Pete does when you’re not looking?”

“Something like that…” Peg says flatly as her eyes dart off to the left for a second and in response all you do is simply shrug your shoulders before commanding the jukebox to reenter the store and typed into the search bar for the store and typed in the store features inbuilt search bar “Goof Troop” before finding said DVD collection of the entire show, which was being sold at the price of 1 Soul Token, and selected buy.

An almost instantaneously a loud Popping noise was heard as the complete DVD box set of the goof Troop appeared before you on your redwood stump coffee table in a Poof of smoke. You were already used to seeing this happen thanks to your previous interaction with the bottle of soda, however for Peg she could only stare on in amazement at the Dvd box set as you grabbed it before handing over to her.

“What was that?!” Peg asked in a tone of amazement as she looked at you with surprise written across her face.

“A nifty little feature I discovered about the Jukebox. Apparently, it can reproduce and even create objects thanks to a little feature on it called “the store.” It operates like an online store and offers a variety of different things like furniture, toys, tools, food, and even raw resources if you have enough soul tokens.” You explained with a shrug your shoulders and instantly Peg’s interest was piqued however she raised a single brow at the mention of the Store’s preferred currency.

“That sounds amazing, but wait… Soul tokens?” Peg asked you in confusion, and after a little bit of internal debate, you decided to explain to Peg what exactly a soul token was and how to get them and needless to say…

“What!?!”

She did not take learning about how soul tokens were made lightly…

“You mean to tell me that this store requires actual living life **** to work!?! And the only two ways to actually gain said life **** is to either kill an animal or Fu-er... Do the… horizontal mambo with somebody!?” Peg yelled at you with her usual enraged voice as she ran her hands through her hair as she just barely caught herself from swearing.

“Hey, don’t blame me! I didn’t make the rules. I’m only telling you what I found out!” You shot back with your hands raised in surrender as Peg went red in the face either out of embarrassment or out of anger, you’re not too sure which at this point.

“I-! Sigh… Sorry… It’s just…” “Hard to believe and a lot to take in, trust me, I know Peg.” You finish for the cartoon mother as you stand up and put a hand on her shoulder as she rakes her hands through her hair in frustration.

“Look, you don’t like the concept of the soul tokens and to be quite honest neither do I, but thankfully we don’t have to rely on them for anything else. Now why don't you head upstairs to your room and watch your show and kick back and relax for a bit while I go through the multiverse and find an expert to help us.” You offer to the mother two, and in response, Peg could only give a heavy side before putting her arms down and taking the DVD box set from you, only to wordlessly leave the room with an obviously agitated and frustrated gate to her walk.

Well… She Took that rather well all things considered, now with that out of the way you need to search through the multi-verse in order to find a proper expert to help you out of this quagmire that you and Peg have found yourselves in.

Immediately several names come to mind, but just as quickly you get rid of a great deal of those names when you put into consideration their overall personality, and what they would do they found this place.

That said you still have several good options and experts that could help you and Peg at this quagmire that you find yourself trapped in.

1. Heckapoo (star versus the forces of evil): Heckapoo is the guardian of dimensional travel in the world of star versus the forces of evil and is the go-to authority on the subject. If you were to bring Heckapoo here to the mansion and ask her for her aid, she just might help you, though this may not be without some embarrassment as that woman loves to play pranks on people.

2. Washu (Tenchi universe): the brilliant scientist Washu Hakubi was kicked out of the science Academy on Jurai for well, blowing up an entire planet, which is understandable. That said Washu is still perhaps one of the most intelligent people throughout the entire multi-verse and will most likely help you if only to study the vortex that your mansion is trapped in.

3. Midna (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess): once the Princess of the twili, Midna was banished to the world of the light with the world with the actual events of the Legend of Zelda games take place and was **** into the form of a short stack imp by the usurper to the throne, Zant. As to seal away Midna’s incredible magical abilities. So while Midna may not be able to use her magic to get your mansion out of this vortex and return you and Peg home, she could still use her knowledge to help the two of you out. Though that said, it probably wouldn’t come without a price as Midna is rather snobbish and mischievous and most likely will demand something from the two of you as payment for her services.

#: Think of someone else…