What are you implying?

{if@ Whore < 3}It's a little hard to sleep for some reason. It's been really hot lately, and you're stuck in that terrible spot of being sweaty and overheated under the blanket, but not liking being exposed to air above the blanket. At least you have Chester and Alex around to comfort you. W-well, you mean you talk with them, you talk to them. For fun! They don't respond, but in your mind they do.

"Hey Chester, hey Alex."

What's going on Debbie?

"Oh, nothing. I just can't sleep."

Sorry to hear that, Debbie. Maybe we can help?

"What do you mean?" You ask, curious.

Well, we can't do much, but we'd really like to help you. There is one thing we can do. You know... the thing we were designed for....

"No way, you guys! That's dirty! I'm not-"

Of course you're not dirty, Debbie! We know that!

Yeah, you're the purest, most innocent and dedicated woman I've ever met!

But if you won't let us do what we were made for, it means we can't do anything. It makes us feel pretty useless...

"Hey, come on you guys!" You sit up. "You're not useless! You can always just talk to me, and help me out that way!"

We're no good at talking, Debbie. And that'd just keep you awake even longer. We're only good at what we were built for, and what we were built for will also help to tire you out! Come on, it's a win-win!

We all know how un-dirty you are. It's what we love about you. It's why we want to help out. Will you let us help you out?

They're making really good points...

{else}You're feeling bored, and are unable to sleep because of the night's heat. Why not pretend that Alex and Chester are two students from Coinpilfer University, ready to fuck only seconds after seeing you, to alleviate some of that boredom?

"Oh, hello boys~"

Hello yourself, hot stuff. Couldn't help but notice you, given how much your body juts out in any crowd.

We'd like to- test the limits of that body, if you don't mind.

"Ooh~... of course not. But...." you giggle "What's with the double-team? Don't think you could handle me on your own?"

The two sex toys blush and avert their gaze.

W-well, your body is just so...

It's so much to take. But, if you give us a chance, we'll rock your world.

"Hmmm...." You tap your finger on your pouted lips, teasingly.{endif}