Tell them to go back to bed!

"Go back to bed, you guys." You say, rolling over. "I'm not just pure, I'm the purest."{if Whore==1} (Apart from that time you sold your body...){endif}{if Whore == 2} (Well, you're a whore, but they don't need to know that! You just met them!){endif}

With that, you shut your eyes, and try once again to get to sleep. It takes a few hours, but eventually, slowly, you drift off into the land of slumber....

***

Wow, that was a really good sleep you just had! You feel so alert, and energised! In fact... hey, wait a second, don't you have a little piggy bank somewhere in this house?

A little bit of searching later, and your vague memory is confirmed! It's a blue plastic piggy bank, with a little cork at the bottom to get the money out of, because you knew you'd grow attached and not want to break a ceramic one. It's got an alright amount of money in it! Thanks, past you!