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I stood near a pear whistling to myself as I scanned he night sky. The company had said that she would be dropping by at this location around this time 11:34ish and didn't get much else. I began to think that this was a hoax and turned and found myself facing the barrel of a gun "ok fucker money and car keys out now or we fuck you up." the gunman said as he motioned to his two other compatriots I raise my hands and as he gets close I drop and trip him pulling out my tai kwon do gloves and throwing them on. His two friends charge me and I take one down with a pouch in the face and a swift kick in the balls, his mate gets the same treatment but with two broken elbows " hey fucker I told you What would happen." the gunman gets up and levels the pistol at me preparing to fire befor he is swiftly pulled into the air and thrown into the sea. I look up at my savior and gasp in awe. She looked just like she did in the show and the some. Angela gives me a concerned look and asks " hey you ok?" I laugh and say " well angle I am now that you are here." she blushes and looks around and tells me " it's not safe here want me to give you a life or do you want to drive?"