Well, not just the paint...

Haley and Jason went up to the haunted house, showing the disinterested carnival worker their wristbands.

"Be warned." The young woman said, boredom in her voice. "Those who step into Sawyer Manor seldom return."

"Wow. Couldn't at least try to put in a little showmen ship, huh?" Jason asked in disbelief.

"You work at this dump for a few months for five bucks an hour, Pal. Then you can criticize my lack of enthusiasm." The Young Woman replied as she pressed a button, causing the wooden doors of the house to open as the sound of thunder and evil laughter echoed through the speakers.

"So far, she's the scariest thing about this house." Haley joked as they entered, despite sweating a little from the sounds.

The Carnival Woman turned to say something, only to stop as she noticed something. She knew that this woman was wearing a very skin tight cocktail dress, but as the door closed, she could have sworn she saw the outline of Haley's butt crack come into view.

"... I'm not even gonna ask."

"Welcome, Esteemed Guests to Sawyer Manor." A voice over the speakers said in a over the top tone. "We are so glad that you can visit. However, we expect your stay to be a long one as no one who has visited Sawyer Manor has ever left... Alive!"

The sound of thunder rang out over the speakers as a plastic skeleton dropped down from the ceiling, causing Haley to yelp and jump back as she grabbed Jason's hand.

"Hey, don't worry. I got you." Jason said comfortably as he led the blushing and sweating Haley down the dimly lit hallways, smiling at the young woman as she gave a sheepish smile in return...

Not once realizing that the strip of fabric that was responsible for covering her womanhood and butt crack had just slid right off from the sweat.

"See that wasn't so bad, was it?" Jason asked as they exited the haunted house, letting go of Haley's hand. "It was fun, in an extremely lame and cheesy way."

"Huh? Oh, yeah." Haley replied with a giggle as she looked herself over... Her eyes going wide in terror. "Oh no!"

Despite being the lamest haunted house she had ever been through, Haley had been sweating up a storm. This in turn had caused the red and gold paint to smear and partially run, slight streaks down her body. And worst of all, while the pieces of fabric covering her nipples were slightly askew, the fabric that was used to cover her womanhood and butt crack was gone!

"Something wrong?" Jason asked, turning around just in time to see Haley covering her lower half with her purse.

"Oh, uh, nothing!" Haley replied with a nervous laugh. "Hey, I gotta go to the little girls room for a bit, okay?"

"Sure, if you -" Jason began, only to stop as Haley bolted away. "Wait! Where should we meet up?!"

"Don't care! You pick!"

Jason opened his mouth to say something, only to close it again as he raised an eyebrow at Haley's jiggling ass cheeks. That dress was skin tight, sure, but had it always showed off her butt crack?