Week 1 Fan Mail: Diona

It was only the first of several pieces of mail Diona had received, but she was already extremely pleased with her haul once she saw what was in the box that was obviously from Shar.

Dear Diona, it is so very much fun watching your antics on dear Sera's season. I greatly enjoyed having you in my game as well, I do believe you had a lot of fun yourself. I have gifted you your outfit from the game that you may again blow Lady Aife's socks off with it. I am truly sorry that she spurned your generous advances on your date. Be not dissuaded, though and find a new way to attack. I have every faith that you will persevere. I have also gifted you a magic sybian much like the one you enjoyed so much in the game. This one may be shared with others. Happy hunting, Shar. P.S. I have a contestant very much like you, so much so that there have been jokes about your being her daughter, perhaps Sera will let you watch my season so you can compare yourself.

“Sweet! That thing was an absolute blast! Thanks, Shar!” Diona pumped her fist. “Don’t know what your contestant is talking about, though. Pretty sure none of my moms are there, but I was already planning to watch yours, so I’ll be able to see for sure.”

Diona,
Hey so, it's none of my business, freaks be freaking and I don't want to get in the way of that but are you like...real? I guess I just am wondering, everyone else seems plucked from the real world but if I look just at you, you seem to run on porn logic out of a hentai game.
Not that I'm complaining, you're a babe and I would be so down on that syrup game. Just curious, magic is already involved and you feel a little out there. You know what? Don't answer. It's funnier if you don't
Keep doing you girl and fuck the haters.
Stella Vincent

“I don’t know what to tell ya—these tits are legit, along with every other part of me.” She shrugged with smug look on her face. “If that stick-in-the-mud, rod-up-his-ass Lucian ever gives you the chance to visit, I’m down to clown if you are.”

‘Sup Di,
Not read your season, not my thing, but I’ve been filled in on what you’ve been up to. It was utter bullshit that you got told off for what you did on your date night. What the fuck else did she expect? It’s a sex game! You earn points for sex! Hopefully the rest get over whatever hangups they’ve got soon, and you can let your freak flag fly.
Speaking of which, what’s the weirdest sex you’ve had? I wanna see if I can beat it with one of my own stories, or if not then it gives me something to shoot for before we’re done here.
Later.
Max Parker (Harem Hotel: Storytelling Edition)
P.S. Not sure if you’re into weird jewellery or if this is my Host’s idea of a joke, but have a zombie finger bracelet. It’s got something to do with endurance.

[Zombie Finger Bracelet
A dried out and preserved finger, woven into a braided leather bracelet. Its magic can be used once to grant the wearer supernatural endurance, energy levels, and resistance to physical harm for one day.]

“Weird gift, but the enchantment is kinky enough to make up for it.” She gave a thumbs up. “And I’m not too upset by what happened—someone else just got there first, ‘early bird makes her squirm’ and all that. As for your question, hmm… You know those two-person horse costumes? One Halloween, me and my college roommate cut the head of of one to make a centaur costume, then she had to go trick-or-treating on campus while hiding the fact that I had by fingers buried in her snatch. Don’t worry—this was an in-dorm event, so nobody underage was there.”

Dear Diona,
Hmm, let's see. The only contestant to have no known connection to the mistress and a hidden path? Yeah my instincts as a long time fan tell me there's more to you than meets the eye. You sure you're not Sera's secret kid? Half jokes aside you've certainly made a strong impression so far. A very nice attempt on your date night but speaking from experience probably should have saved such a strong come on for your second date at least. Light side masters and mistresses tend to want to build an emotional connection before jumping straight to the sex. Sexy times are great but so is bonding emotionally. Still keep up that fun energy. Also great job getting Aria to dress up a bit. Love the hoodie look but it's a crime for her to be that hot and constantly hide it
A fan,
Sally
P.S. I really recommend partaking in some of the treats I'm sending over after the challenge. I think you of all contestants will really appreciate my special baked goods

“A valid criticism.” Diona nodded sagely. “I admit I misjudged how down bad she’d be when she got to me. I figured she’d still be a pent-up virgin and I could rock her world, but c’est la vie. Looking forward to the snacks—I’ve heard they can be pretty fun.”

Hi Diona,
I am going to be direct. What is rule number 1 of doing kinky shit? Seriously, think about it before reading anything below this. If you don’t know what that is, you really need to evaluate what you are doing.
Well, rule number 1: safe, sane, and consensual. Do you think what you did was consensual? Do you really think that? Do you think tying yourself up and edging yourself in another person's room without their knowledge means they can consent? Do you think everyone has agreed to be in your season and thus given some form of general consent for everything? No, you heard what they said during their introduction; they didn’t agree to be on an 18+ version of the batchlorette where everyone will end up with said batchlorette. Aife couldn’t consent to that.
Second line of questioning you should go through. Do you think it was smart to push like that? To refuse her agency in this? To refuse her boundaries? To further disregard her consent? I believe it isn’t, but that is me.
Could you compare this to how you are treating Mal? You are doing great with helping Mal out of her shell. I think that if push comes to shove, treating Aife more like Mal will result in a better result. Your actual date should have been an actual date.
I have no idea if Sera will agree to it, but maybe try camping out. You seem to like nature; it will make it so that your aphrodisiac will not be an unwanted influence. I know Sera wants to do an orgy% speedrun. That doesn’t mean you need to be the one to initiate it.
Talk to you later,
Alex
(Alexolyanna Melferianstehrana)
Head of facilities of Harem Hotel: Goes Camping.
PS I know my seasons camping bias is showing, but yeah, it might be smart to consider as an option.

Diona furrowed her brow. This person does know what show this is, right? She moved on for right now, planning to think of a good response while she read some less negative mail.

Dear Diona,
Oh damn, where to start? I guess with I’m disappointed in you. While you started off strong and super sex positive, which is great by the way, you broke the one major rule on your date night with Aífe. You didn’t get consent. Not even implied consent. You just exposed yourself to a naive young woman, and it seemed like you were hoping your transformation would push her over the edge into screwing you. Which is essentially drugging her. Honestly, I don’t understand that choice, considering you’ve actually been really great at helping out literally everyone else you’ve interacted with. Hopefully this was a one-off mistake.
Sincerely,
Laura Elliot
Goddess of Desire

Well, there goes that idea. Surely the last one won’t also be accusing me of SA, right?

Greetings.
Sooo, I am going to assume the situation here is going to be to your liking. I mean, sex show where you are now bonded to a harem of gorgeous women, and expected to have sex to come out on top (...I guess phrasing is a lost cause)? I feel like you might have signed up for this if you could have. And to be clear, not judging. Might be clear why if you ever catch the season I’m part of.
But while we are on… early stages for now, I did get to watch a lot of the show too. Mostly lighter hearted seasons, but I think you get the idea. And while on your topic of roles, there is nothing wrong with being the horny one, I might need to bring up one specific word you may need to pay more attention to: Foreplay.
And I don't just mean the fun one. The boring social one too. I mean, your life is going to be tied to these people to the end of it given how this place works. So yeah, treating this like setting up one-night stands, or more charitably and accurately moving in for the kill that fast? Not the best move.
Now, this is nothing you cannot fix. Still got all the rest of the time to do so. And on that domain, I would definitely thank you for the help you did provide Mallory for confessing to Natalie and building up the place’s first throuple. I think stuff like this, helping the relationships bloom, if definitely something you can help with that will also lead up to… well, I am going to guess you may want to be part of at least one orgy before this ends. Nothing wrong with it, the season I watch the most just got theirs done. But remember, you want to build up to get there. With everyone. And… Make sure you watch your speed doing so. Don’t want to force people out right? I know this is ironic given the show, but well, nothing is sexy without consent.
Keep going,
Isabelle ‘Hardric’ Richards.
PS: Show’s Haunted Castle. It may also help you understand jokes about who your mother may be. Space-time say these are jokes, buuut… You’ll understand when you watch, trust me.

“Geez. Everyone’s on my case about that.” Diona was beginning to tire of multiple critical letters back to back. “I messed up, okay? I get it. But stop making me out to be some kind of predator! I took a gamble on something I thought she’d be into, and she wasn’t—it’s not that deep. And look, I’ve tested it in my free time, and all my aphrodisiacs do is induce arousal. It doesn’t cloud cognitive function unless you’re just that out of it when you’re horny. Aífe clearly showed she was still capable of consenting when she chose not to fuck me.” She pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration as she muttered under her breath. “Seriously, I sign up for a show to get sexy transformations and do the nasty with a bunch of other horny-ass babes, and this is what I end up getting for it?!”