Wednesday Morning Wedding Logistics

Another morning in the bunker dawned as Felix awoke alone once again, at least at first. Jamina Lightbringer had left before he had woken up, and given last night, perhaps that was for the best. The sex they had was good, although from what he could tell, Jamina hadn't gained any VP from it. It made sense, as they hadn't done anything that Kei Winters hadn't gotten to first. Instead, the high elf seemed intent to demonstrate to Felix that anything Kei could do, she could do as well, and just as enthusiastically. She demonstrated to him how lustfully she could be when she fucked him, sucked him off, sat on his face to get a rimjob, and gently but firmly encouraged him to fuck her in the ass. The stories she had told about fucking an entire royal court made sense afterwards, as he could tell she could keep going and going when it came to fucking. While she wasn't as lustful as Castelilise, she could still be demanding of his dick in a way that both felt amazing and exhausting in equal measure. But, none of it could quite bury the torment of what Jamina had put Felix through.

Shaking off those memories, Felix got up to start his day but then saw someone he hadn't seen in two days, and one of those days had been the longest day of his life.

"I'm back babe," Hailey said. "And while there aren't any scars on my body, I definitely have the memories to prove it."

Hailey was wearing an oversized T-shirt that depicted her in a spacesuit holding a gun with smoke coming off of it from being fired. Her breasts were, while the smallest in the harem, were still quite large by the standards of most women, and held up her shirt. From what Felix could tell, Hailey wasn't wearing anything else, and that mixture of casual clothing with nudity was incredibly sexy to him in a way he hadn't appreciated before. He felt guilty noticing it though, as he could tell she had been through the wringer, in ways that probably would've shown up on her body if it wasn't for Vizrokoth, or someone like that, magically healing everything. Instead, it was in her eyes, which had the look of seeing things that no one should have to see, much less someone who had been kidnapped by interdimensional smut peddlers just to make Felix feel guilty at opportune moments.

Felix leapt out of bed to hug Hailey, who accepted gladly. "Not that it means much but..."

"Don't promise anything," Hailey replied. "Just hold me."

"Of course..." Felix trailed off as he held Hailey. He had never before been in this position before, but was glad for it. For once, he wasn't a problem someone else, harem member or otherwise, had to solve. Even the reality alterations had not been able to fully remove the idea that he was a burden on those around him. So being held for comfort, as much as it felt wrong to think of it that way, felt powerful to him.

"I hate to interrupt this tender moment," Vizrokoth announced her presence, "but you have a wedding to attend Felix."

Before either Felix or Hailey could say anything, the demon unveiled an invitation for him.

"They will be expecting you Felix," Vizrokoth continued. "There's a separate invite for certain members of your harem. Hailey I suspect will not want to cross dimensions again. Do note that you'll be heading out this morning, before breakfast, so I suggest getting ready. Also, Cammy wanted to meet you about something."

Before either Felix or Hailey could respond, the demon had left. The wedding looked fun, but its timing couldn't be worse given that Hailey had just come back. There had been no time for him to learn what had happened to her or why, before he once again had to get pulled away to an event. Still, resisting something the demon wanted to do wasn't the best idea at the moment, or for that matter something Paisley probably wanted them to do. So both Felix and Hailey left the master suite to prepare to go to a wedding...

Hours Earlier

Vizrokoth looked at mail she had been sent by Arabella. This mail, along with other messages for her prized contestants, had been a delight to receive.

The demon happily signed, as she trusted Arabella to protect her guests, and besides, Vizrokoth decided exposure to other Harem Hotel seasons more than outweighed any potential drawbacks. At this point, the only real question was how to get Paisley on board.

That question was soon answered by the arrival of Paisley, who blinked into existence next to Vizrokoth before saying, "You do know I have to be the one to sign this, not you, right?"

"I'm the host of the season," Vizrokoth countered. "You're just subbing in for a week."

"But as the acting host, I'm the one who has power over this decision," Paisley said. "After all, this decision removes Felix from the bunker right when Hailey has finally gotten back, and also isolates him from the parts of his harem that he interacts with less again. Heck, Jamina, sneaked out in the morning before any of the things she did, sexual or otherwise, could be discussed. So why should I sign off on this?"

"Arabella is hosting?" Vizrokoth asked like a child who wanted a toy. "Felix could use another break from the bunker, and this would be a good opportunity to convince the rest of the harem to change some rules?"

"From a transformation that you made," Paisley said before sighing. "Fine, I'll let you do this, if only because I suspect your producer is on board, but this doesn't get you off the hook when it comes to the rest of Felix's harem. Cammy and Noah have gotten enough attention for awhile."

"Of course," Vizrokoth said. "After all, I'm leaving that part of the harem in your very capable hands while we're at the wedding..."

Cammy had been given the details by Vizrokoth, and the mail, shortly after she woke up. She hadn't even gotten the chance to grab breakfast, but the wedding would provide. However, the demon wanted her to revisit some things given not everyone at Andy's wedding wanted to see Felix's dick, and he wouldn't appreciate being so exposed when doing activities like rock climbing. Hence, after gathering up everyone except Janessa, who lacked enough VP for her decision to matter, Cammy presented the letter to the group.

"Paisley has already said it's going to me, and Noah, attending with Felix," Cammy said. "However, I'll be sure to share what it is like for those of who either understandably do not want to leave the bunker again because of inter-dimensional hijinks, because they have difficult water related logistics or, because they've lost certain privileges but by being a bitch towards Felix."

The last statement hung in the air as everyone knew Cammy was talking about Janessa.

"So I think with that in mind," Cammy said while passing around the mail, "we have something to resolve as Felix's harem. Specifically, when and where to let the poor boy wear pants. Given that Hailey is back, and certain others are out, I think we have an excellent opportunity to revise some things from last time."

All around Cammy was the rest of Felix's harem, other than Janessa, and the former dyad members who were thankfully no longer present. Castelilise was in the canal overlooking the room while wearing nothing and looking bored by having to attend formal business. Hailey was overlooking the room with her back to a wall while wearing the kind of armor that could laugh at most bullets, and came with a helmet that she had cradled under one of her arms. Jamina was tending to some vines while wearing one of her official looking robes, that had ornate patterns and didn't clutch her body quite as much as what the elf normally wore. Nox was sitting near the center of the room closest to Cammy while fidgeting in her seat, hoping nobody would notice her. Noah was chilling while relaxing on a puddle of her own slime. She had come to appreciate all of them, even Castelilise, albeit the last was helped by how the nereid was screwing the angel so that her boyfriend didn't have to deal with her. But the question was, would they be better at this than they were before. Would they be able to respect Felix's autonomy without smothering him? How would the members of dyads that didn't get to vote last time feel about it?

"Once, I would've been all about letting Felix wear pants whenever he wanted to," Hailey's tone of voice contrasted with the ludicrousness of the topic at hand in a jarring way. "However, I think around us he should remain naked. Some of us need access to him in a more... intimate way on demand. With that said, outside of that context, we should let the poor boy put some pants on."

Noah continued. "Also, we should setup rules for when Felix is in a dangerous situation, so that we don't have to make an exception in person every single time."

"As much as I also enjoy seeing him naked," Jamina joined the conversation, "there are many formal events where he needs the ability to wear more. Also of course, when it isn't just us, not everyone can, or should, see his dick."

"I... yeah... that sounds good," Nox joined the conversation. "I still don't quite get why we can't just give him the choice, but here we are I guess."

"Because as Hailey said, some of his need the ability to fuck him whenever it is just us," Castelilise said. "I'm barely willing to tolerate him wearing armor in dangerous situations because I understand that humans are squishy, and don't care about society enough to justify him wearing pants."

Cammy nodded hearing that. "I can work with all that. How about this. When Felix is just around us, he stays naked. When Felix is around people who aren't attracted to men, or are too young for that type of thing, he gets to wear shorts. And when Felix is in any kind of situation that's physically dangerous, he has to wear appropriate clothing for the danger at hand, whether it is armor for combat, or protective gear for the cold. Deal?"

Over the next few minutes, the rest of Felix's harem agreed to the new set of rules, even Castelilise, albeit with some grumbling. There wasn't an official vote, but once they agreed to it, Cammy could feel a change happen in reality itself from the magic getting to work. It meant that, after all of this time, Felix would get to do something that he hadn't done in more than a week: Wear shorts...

Felix ran up to meet Cammy, who was holding up a pair of cargo shorts that looked to be in his size. He heard about the new rules, but only barely as he was too busy excitedly putting on shorts for the first time in so long. Once that was done, he turned to face her.

"Alright, so I can only wear shorts when we're people not attracted to men outside of the harem, or for whom sexual stuff isn't appropriate," Felix said. "Is that all?"

"You must also wear proper protective gear in dangerous situations," Cammy said. "While you aren't necessarily the stubborn type, you are often your own worst enemy."

"Well, that's a bit better than it has been," Felix said. "Alright, ready to go to Andy's wedding?"

"Yeah, I think I am," Cammy said. "Lets get Noah, and head to the portal."

"Alright ahead of you on that one," Noah said, walking to keep pace. "But lets get moving so I'm not tempted to turn back into much slower slime."

Both Cammy and Felix smiled at that before following Noah to a portal that Vizrokoth had setup, and already gone through. While Felix walked through it with Cammy and the slime girl, he heard Paisley say something to the others, but only caught a portion of it.

"... it's time for you to learn to be part of a harem..."