Way to drunk at bonfire.

When Jake was a senior in college, he came back to his hometown for the long weekend after thanksgiving. He heard that his old friends were having a bonfire in the woods, that were on the opposite side of town from his house. Of course he wanted to go and he had his good friend Tim pick him up on his way there. Where they got to the old dirt road, that went through the woods, the drove down it all the way to the clearing, in the middle of the woods. There were about 50 cars and trucks about well over a 150 people at the bonfire.

Jake quickly saw his highschool crush, Shannon, dancing around, with a solo cup filled with hard liquid. She was wearing tight yoga pants and a tight sweatshirt, that did a really great job of showing off her beautiful figure. He couldn't look away as her perfectly shaped ass clapped in her yoga pants and her nice big and perky boobs bounced around in her sweatshirt. She wasn't the only one dancing, but she was definitely the only one Jake was paying attention too. His little dick started to stir in his pants and he was fully hard, within just a few seconds.

After a few minutes of Jake watching the girls dance, Tim got out of his car and walked over to him. the two of them then headed for the table table that was fully of bottles and had coolers with beer under it. They both grabbed cups and got mixed drinks, but Jake happened to make his much stronger then his friend made his. Then they looked at each other and smiled to say they were looking forward to the night. Next the two split up to go and see who else was at the party.

For the next hour or so, Jake walked around and flirted with every cure girl that he crossed paths with. Most of the girls found it really annoying, considering he was always hitting in them back in highschool. They tried to give him as little attention as they could, but it did nothing to discourage him. Of course he had about 5 mixed drinks that were just as strong as his first, in that time frame. The drunker he got, the more annoying the girls started to find him and his lame pick up lines.

Pretty soon, Jake needed to piss, so he walked off into the woods and he went in decently deep. He was so drunk, he had no idea that he had gone so far in. Finally, when he was at this, hill, that was on the steep, did he believe that he had gotten far enough away from everyone. So He stopped and quickly pulled his pants down to relieve his bladder, allowing both his pants and underwear to fall to his ankles. Then he lost his footing as he started peeing and he stumbled a little bit forward down the hill.

The next thing Jake knew he was tumbling down the hill and his pants got snagged on a big fallen branch. With how fast he was tumbling down the hill, he was pulled right out of his pants, and it took his underwear, socks and shoes with them. He landed at the bottom and looked around, confused to what exactly had just happened to him.To make matters worse, he accidentally got piss all over his shirt and he quickly took it off and tossed it away. Then he slipped again and fell flat on his back and hit his head, so he passed out there.