Watch TV

Now that Chi-Chi was cleaning the house, you decided to engage in the past time of every stereotypical sitcom husband ever.

Sit on the couch watching TV in your living room while your beautiful wife does all the housework.

Living the American Dream, baby.

You also enjoy the sight of her butt as she bends over to pick up things.

It takes her about two hours, but Chi-Chi cleans the entire house. Dishes were washed, dirty clothes are in the washing machine, clean clothes were folded or hung up, the carpet in your living room was vacuumed, and so on.

In short, your house now has A Woman’s Touch™.

Chi-Chi sits down next to you on the couch now that her work is done, leaning her head on your shoulder.

“You did a great job, Chi.” you say, putting an arm around her shoulder.

She smiles, “Only the best for you, sweetie. Do you want me to make you lunch?”

It was a little past 3 you note, and you are feeling a bit hungry.

“Sure.”

“Anything you want in particular?” she asks.

You take a moment to think about it, “A sandwich would be fine. Lettuce, cheese, and tomato.”

“Coming right up, honey!” she gets up to walk to the kitchen.

You can't help yourself and give her another firm smack to the butt as she leaves, causing her to giggle.