Ward heads home

Ward went home and was instantly greeted by a naked Perry Mattfeld.

"My love!" she said. "I have been preparing dinner for you in the nude waiting for you to come home!"

Ward kissed the actress he had hypnotized to be his wife on the cheek. "And is Olivia in bed?"

He was referring to Olivia Rodrigo, who he had hypnotized to be his daughter and Perry's stepdaughter.

"Yes," Perry said.

The mansion's maids, Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner, walked up to Jack.

"Master," they said. "We cleaned the house like the good dumbasses we are."

"And the cats?" Ward asked, motioning to Shailene Woodley and Vanessa Hudgens, both of whom were dressed like sexy cats and asleep on a blanket. Vanessa wore a massive strap-on as she was the male cat.

"They have been fed," Kim and Kendall said.

Ward nodded. His harem full of former clients was certainly cool. A shame he didn't add Hayley to it, but he had more than enough girls here.