Walter should turn into a clone of Hannah Hilton

"Dad, I got a hot idea! You could turn into a clone of Hannah Hilton and create a profile as her!" Jacob suggested.

"Hannah Hilton... Where did I hear that name before?" Walter asked quizzically.
"Well, google her up!" Jacob giggled.

Now, Walter did just that. And after having a look at the first few hits, he looked up at his son.

"What the hell? You've got to be kidding me! Son, I cannot believe you just asked me to google for this Hanna Hilton person and she turns out to be a... a... a retired porn star!" Walter slammed his hand on the table in frustration as he glared at his son. He felt betrayed and insulted that his son would think of him like that - even for a moment.

"Dad, hear me out... It could certainly work in terms of attractiveness! We know for sure that she has many fans, and if even one of them visits your profile..."

"Alright, you managed to convince me! Just let me upload her pic and then turn into her!"

Minutes later, this bizarre scene was taking place in the Smith household.

"Damn son, look what you made me do!" the apparent Hanna Hilton said in the voice of Walter still.

"Haha! Dad, you look gorgeous! But the voice and walking in heels is something you must improve!" Jacob giggled wholeheartedly while snapping a picture with his phone.

"Hey! What was that for!?" 'Hanna' protested.

"That was for your new profile pic, 'Hanna'!" Jacob explained.

"Oh, I see! Uhm, son... feel free to set up my new profile, meanwhile I'll practice walking in those damn things!" Walter said as he motioned down to the heels he was wearing and briskly walked out of the house into their lush garden.

That should give me plenty of time to overhaul Dad's Dating Profile! Jacob thought and got to work.