Wake up with Mona, oops, and Leeloo too

It's not the morning-after you expected, exactly, but it's the morning-after you got.

Roll 2d6+0 = 7 to STALK Mona.

On a 7-9, Leeloo is still here, and a potential source of complications. Not to mention, well, did Mona just put you to stud with her friend, combative, redheaded overtime-maxing store clerk and Dark N' Stormy drinker Leona Peterman?

You're rubbing Mona's back under the lightweight bedcovers in the dim light of morning, hoping you'll get a chance to check in with her about last night. You hear a sigh and her shoulders move under your hands. She turns her head and... whoops, it's Leeloo, looking frightfully happy this morning.

At least you're waking up with Leeloo in Mona's bed, not waking up with Leeloo in jail like Mona did.

"Hi Joe," Leeloo says. "Mona caught herself a pretty cool guy, huh?"

"I'd have to agree," you say, playing into her obvious come-on.

Mona where are you?

"Good thing for me Mona likes to share. I think I might be getting into, you know, size. You're one heck of a ride, Joe."

Leeloo had a heck of a ride topped off with a screaming orgasm. Screaming "Mona!", not "Joe!" while grinding one out. Leeloo and Mona used to date the same guys. Did they double-team their dates on the regular? Sounds like a play from the girl version of the Pickup Artist's Guide. You sort of admire that.

You take a deep breath and agree with Leeloo.

"I do stand out, under the belt buckle." Your big swinging dick does get attention, though sometimes not the attention you're hoping for.

"I hope we both get to keep you. I want a lot more rides on this."

Leeloo grabs you by the morning wood.

"Hold on, cowgirl!" you protest. "Go grab Mona before you grab my dick."

You have 2 XP.
You have Hard +2 (with Fucking Huge), Hot +2 (with Charming), Cool 0, Control -1.
You have the Character Move PILLOW TALK. Mona has to pick or approve any of Joe's girlfriends or hook-ups. Looks like Mona has chosen her friend Leeloo, at least to lend your dick out.

Using TELL HER, tell Leeloo to go grab Mona instead of grabbing your dick. Roll 2d6 + HOT(2) = 3+2 = 5, MISS.