Waiting for Kurt outside the room

As Kurt left the girls room he saw a visibly agitated Zack waiting for him. Well that was easy he thinks to himself as Zack approached him and he prepared himself for the typical back off speech he's heard a hundred times.

"I know what you're trying to do and you need to back off." Kurt giggled to himself. "I know what kind of guy you are and it's not going to work."

"What am I needing to back off from? and if it's not going to work why do I need to back off?" Kurt feigned ignorance which just seemed to upset the younger guy more.

"None of these girls are going to fuck you, they're all smart enough to not fall for your shit." He was getting louder now, this couldn't have worked out better if he planned it

"Wait so are you calling dibs on all of them? Kurt pressed him quizzically

"What no, I'm standing up for them." Zack fumbles out being put off guard by Kurt's responses

"Oh so all the girls got together and told you to talk to me?" This is too easy, he just wants to be a tough guy and hadn't thought any of this through.

"No that's not it. I just don't want you fucking anyone here." Zach was stammering now, losing steam, and unsure of the point he was trying to make.

"So you don't think the girls can decide who they'd like to fuck? Does that mean you're not going to let anyone have sex this trip?" Kurt kept poking the younger guys logic, sensing he was at his breaking point.

"I mean no, that's not what I meant just ugh." Zach cries out in frustration. This wasn't supposed to be this hard. "Just stay the fuck away from Victoria." He screams as he stomps off away to straighten his thoughts out. Bingo Kurt thinks to himself, that was more then loud enough for the girls to hear on the other side of the door. He then heads off to get an air mattress to set up for his cousin.