Unintended Side Effects

You found yourself how you were dressed before your first visit to the store with the panties. A man with a face hidden by shadows stood between two identical counters one with a display containing red satin panties, the other with a display containing white lacy panties.

"Where am I?" You asked the man.

"Here."

"Where's here?"

"Nowhere? Somewhere? In your own mind? In the past? In the future? The chambers of Chaos? The Chambers of Fate?" The man listed off a bunch of possible answers, "how many places have you been at once already? Add another one to it: here. And just like all the other places, your situation remains the same." He tapped the top of both displays.

"You're not making any sense"

"Your life doesn't make sense." He said and you nodded, "I've got good and bad news for you. The love potion doesn't work. So, your mind can't be altered. If there's anything positive you could take away from... this..., you saved 500 dollars the day all of this started."

You felt good about that notion of not wasting 500 bucks on beet juice until you remembered what was going on one level up. The man saw this realization and replied, "even if it did work, nothings gonna make you love sucking your own cock....yeesh."

He offered you a cigarette, "i don't smoke."

"Buddy, if ever there were a good time to start...now would be it."

You knew he was right and accepted a cigarette. He pulled out a lighter and lit yours before lighting one up himself.

"After a long grueling day of handing out bad fortunes to good people, nothing gives me greater comfort than a good hard drag, sorry, 'inhale' from a cigarette or ten. and buddy, this is the one out of millions that I need the most."

The man continued, "you asked me where you were and I gave you some pretentious answer. I just wasn't ready to say yet. This is the room of your fate. Just two blank and empty counters that hold only red panties and white ones- and all the implications those panties entail, which I'm sure you're well aware of....a sorry offering for a man."

"I probably shouldn't do this, but do you want to see what your room used to look like?"

"I guess while I'm here"

The room shook and with a breeze you found yourself in void decorated like a nice living room with Rachel, your crush, nursing a baby "I'm so happy with my family"

"I was married to Rachel?!"

"Married and happy," the man said,

"Happiness everlasting," the man said taking another drag from his cigarette, "until one day, some seemingly innocuous thing took the 'hap' out of that 'Happiness Everlasting'."

You thought about it and repeated the altered phrase, "Penis Everlasting" after saying it, you looked worryingly up at the man.

"Precisely" he said sorrowfully blowing out the smoke.

A memory flashed above of you playing pretend with your friend when you were 10 years old.

"I, sir John, will defend the princess with my life like a loyal and true servant!"

The girl playing the princess laughed and kicked you in the nuts, the kids around you laughed.

"No matter! The princess may ridicule me! But as a sworn knight i must adhere to my duties!"

The rest of the kids laughed and called you a dork.

"From seeing that moment, Sara saw a hero in you. Your strength...your ability to withstand humiliation. Then this room was destroyed." A dick burst through the room, demonstrating its destruction- everything in it shattered into women's undergarments, before flickering back to the room with the two counters, with the two panties.

"So...why are you showing me this?"

"I've dished out multiple unjust fates, but none truly broke me until I had to pass out yours," the man said, "out there...in a couple of minutes, the queen will arrive, and you'll have to choose between two unfortunate fates. Until now, that is.. No matter the consequences, I had to step in. Pull you from the world and let time stand still indefinitely until that universe is forgotten."

"What happens to everyone else?"

"To hell with everyone else. If you have to endure what you're fated to- this universe doesn't deserve to exist. Now, settle in, I've got board games until all this is undone."

"Does that mean that...even Rachel...?"

"Dont worry, in a different timeline everything will work out."

"But what about the one I know?"

"She'll disappear like everyone else."

You stood there, finally achieving the peace from your situation you had longed for. It felt like heaven. And in this near empty peaceful room, you could only think about Rachel.

"What is her fate now? The one without me?"

"Please, I know what you're thinking. Just leave it alone"

"What is it?"

The man sighs and pushes a tape into a VHS player and the room changes to Rachels fate.

"Bye mom, im going to school!" A young child runs into the living room.

"Have a good day!" She says as she randomly pulls out a high school yearbook, she turns the page to a random page and sees David's picture.

And runs her finger over it, "oh David..."

"Put me back in," you said

"I must insist that you watch the full scene."

"No...I can't just hide away and let this worldline disappear just because of what happened to me. If there's anything that will give me strength through my fate, it will be that, out there, my love still loves me."

"I understand, but I really think you should watch the full-"

"No, nothing you say is going to change my mind. You don't want to see it, and I certainly don't want to live it, but its what needs to be done!"

"As you wish...commencing returnal...it'll just take a couple minutes..."

The scene continues to play.

"Whos that, mommy?" The schoolchildren asked.

"Its just some boy mommy had a crush on...and who had a crush on mommy."

"I love you, Rachel," you said with tears in your eyes.

"But instead of asking mommy out he became a crossdressing cum addict."

"What?! No! Dont think of me like that!" You screamed, "Keep me here! Keep me here!"

"I can't. Its too late. Its done."