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The non-stop line of women outside the porta pottie was growing longer by the minute. Janice felt bad for putting the laxative in the brownies that ended up being eaten by so many women at the picnic. She had to do something to help these young ladies holding their stomachs with a pained expressions on their faces. Janice turned the stereo off . A few ladies had been yelling over the music and lowered their voice. Janice turned to the line of about thirty women and shouted for them all to hear.

"Listen up. I'm so sorry for the lack of toilets. But to be kind to each other. How about those that just have to pee go to that tree line and squat by the bushes. Everyone should find relief quicker this way."

After the stereo came back on at full volume, many women did as suggested and they were giggling as they pulled down their pants in public and held out their butts to squat and pee. Seventeen still remained in line and looked uncomfortable still. As each women made it to the door of the porta pottie, it was obvious they were walking funny with their butt cheeks clinched tight.