Unexpected Company

Ivan and Brody are about to get out of the water when two men walk out of the woods.

"Hello boys," says one of the men. "Enjoying the water?"

"We were," says Ivan, "But we are just about to get out."

"Sure," says the first man. "Come on out."

"Well...you see..." begins Ivan.

"Hey look, Jasper," says the other man, coming back over after exploring the area. He holds out a handful of clothes. "Them boys are naked in there."

"Is that true, boys?" Asks Jasper.

"Yes, sir," says Ivan. "Can we have our clothes back? Then you can leave so we can come out of the water and get dressed."

"Hmm, waddya think, Kurt? Should we give them their clothes back and let them dress in private?" Asks Jasper.

"Nah," says Kurt. "If you boys want your clothes, you gonna have to come out here and get'em yourselves." He holds the clothes up and wags them in the air."

"Dude," whispers Brody, "I'm not liking this."

"What choice do we have?" Asks Ivan, "It's getting cold. If we stay in this water any longer we are going to freeze."

"We're waiting, boys," calls Jasper from the shore. Reluctantly, with their hands over their junk, Ivan and Brody walk out of the water and up the shore.

"Ok," says Brody, "Can we have our clothes back now?"

"No," says Jasper. "I want to have some fun with you naked boys first."