Type

Now you’re beginning to think outside the box. While having a human penis is good and all, what’s the point of variety if you’re going to stick to the basics all the time? You navigate on the holoscreen to ‘penis type’, and in an instant your field of view is populated with myriad types and shapes of penises, ranging from mammalian to avian, aquatic and otherwise — it’s all there.

It seems like the only limit is your imagination (to be frank, you were the one who created this list, so if you thought of anything else, you might as well put it in the options list), and there’s nothing stopping you from changing the game on ‘what’s he packing under those boxers?’.

What penis type to you choose?