Tsunade

None other then the fifth Hokage herself. No doubt avoiding work yet again. In fact Naruto noticed that she seemed a bit tipsy and didn't even notice him slouching on the road. Hiding the air tank in his vest Naruto quickly got up and dashed over to her and yelled.

"Hoi! Granny! What are you doing out of the office? You should take Hokage more seriously before I steal the title from you!"

Tsunade blinked at Naruto clearly trying to recognize him. 'Definitely drunk' Naruto said to himself with a snicker. She stumbled up to him, a jar of sake in hand, and said.

"Wha're you doin' here yah brat. I thought I shent you on that mission to baby sit the Hyūga's dog or shomething."

Naruto growled at her unsympathetic comment and pouted, shoving his hands into the pockets of his vest. His hand bumped into the large metallic feeling of the air tank hidden away in his shirt. A sly idea for a gag crept into the yellow haired pranksters head as he pulled the tank out of his jacket.

"Oh nothing much Granny, I was just on my way to deliver this bottle of sake to old Pervy Sage..." spoke Naruto wondering if Tsunade was drunk enough to mistake an air tank for a sake bottle.

It just so happens she was.

"Sh'ake bottle? Oi, give it here brat. Jiraiya won't mind if I sample just a taste now would he?"

And with that Tsunade snatched the air tank out of Naruto's hand.

Tsunade dimly put the nob of the tank to her lips. Ceasing the brief moment of Tsunade's drunkenness Naruto quickly turned the dial on the valve.

"Ah huh?" muffled Tsunade, "Mhat Mhe?"

Tsunade's cheeks puffed up as if all the air in her lungs was returning to her mouth. Naruto heard a distinct sound, almost like the sound a straw makes when sipping the bottom of an empty cup. There was a surprised look on Tsunade's face as she struggled to the get words out.

"Mmatru! Mlp! Mke Mit Mtp! (Naruto! Help! Make it stop!)"

Naruto could only stare at the puffy faced Hokage. Could that note actually have been true? There was no way that such a device could be real. It was just a prank right?

Tsunade continued to try to pull the air tank off of her mouth, but even with her super human strength she could not remove the sheer suction **** of the tank. All she could do was whimper as the tank began to suck her dry. Tsunade's eyes turned to dinner plates as she looked down at her body. Her clothes seemed to becoming looser by the second. Slightly Naruto noticed more wrinkles appearing all over her clothing. Tsunade gasped and made a grab for her chest. Her ample bosom which she was so well known for was slowly retreating into her body.

The sensation was like nothing Tsunade had ever experienced before. It was almost like after taking a huge deep breathe and releasing it slowly, only it covered her entire body. From her nose to her toes she could a feel slight compression. She was shrinking!

Stumbling once more, she tried to make a grab for Naruto to make him stop whatever this thing was doing to her. However she tripped out of her own high heels and fell to the ground. She felt weak, like after a long day of training with no breaks. It took all the effort she had to just stand again, and by then Naruto had moved some distance out of her reach. Wobbling she decided her only option was to stand and wait to see what happened.

The infernal suction noise grew louder and louder and Tsunade felt weaker and weaker. It was almost as if all the muscle in her body was deflating and disappearing. She soon felt a new sensation, almost like a slight pressure from above that was pushing her down. She felt her spine slowly fold like a sheet as her eye level grew lower and lower.

All through this however she felt no pain. In fact it almost felt like a massage. A massage that was shrinking her!

By the time she had been scrunched down to about Naruto's heights she had lost most of her clothing. Her massive green jacket which read "Gamble" on the back had long fallen off and she had given up the struggle to keep her pants at her waist. Her blouse was now the only thing covering her entire body.

Naruto continued to look up with both horror and curiosity. He was deflating the Hokage, the protector of the entire village! However in the back of his mind he knew that this may be a chance for him to spend a day in a Hokage's shoes and finally know what it was like to earn the respect of Konoha.

Tsunade was now nearing Naruto's waist in height which was about three feet. She looked almost no different except for the fact that she was tiny and flat chested. The pressure from above stopped and Tsunade gave a slight sigh.

"Thank goodness" she said to herself. But no sooner did the pressure vanish did another appear from within. Tsunade's eyes bolted open as she felt her entire body compress inward. She was becoming as flat as paper! Her hand began to resemble her clothes as they shriveled away into a hollow form she felt it spread through down her chest and to her legs. Crying, she turned to Naruto and mumbled.

"Nmatru...mlp me...(Naruto...help me...)"

Her legs finally gave away and she collasped into a heap of clothes and skin. Her face was the last to go. The mask of Tsunade began to shrink, like the wearer of the face removed it from her own. Her eyes remained full of tears until they too became lifeless. Tsunade the Fifth Hokage was now nothing more then a pile of skin and clothes.

Naruto was completely speechless at what he just witnessed. Before him as a crumpled suit was Granny. And he could be her. Not an illusion like the Transformation jutsu, but a real disguise that would be able to fool anyone. He walked over to the mass of the former Hokage and picked up her skin and held it out in front of him like a new jacket to try on. She looked like a deflated pool toy only with a giant hole where the mouth would be.

"Now how the heck do I get in this thing?" spoke Naruto as he stretched the tiny Tsunade suit.

The suit was the deflated form of a three foot tall Tsunade. It looked difficult for even a small child to enter but as Naruto stretched it he could tell that anyone of any size could enter the skin. The suit could probably stretch twenty feet before stopping.

"I guess I got to use the mouth as an entrance." Spoke Naruto, not wanting to be a complete pervert by using the less respectable openings.