Try to noclip out of the backrooms

You try your best to noclip out of the backrooms, but you end up stuck in a wall. Unable to move. You hear something behind you.

"Hell yeah. Some kind of horrific tentacle monster is going to start fucking me in the ass."

You feel the breath of this alien monster on the back of your neck.

"Yeah baby yeah." You give your best Austin Powers impression. You're sorely disappointed when the monster kills you, in a very boring and non-sexual manner. Your last words are "this is totally not shagadelic baby".

THE END