Try her luck

Despite these two being vandals, Jamie decided that these two women had to have some form of compassion in their hearts and could help her get out of this mess.

Or at least wouldn't threaten her with getting sprayed by their pet skunk...

Covering her body with her hands, Jamie carefully walked forward as the two continued their street art. Clearing her throat, she asked, "Excuse me, Ladies?"

"Officer! I swear it was her idea! Please, I can't go back to the clink!" The woman in the pink beanie exclaimed in fear as she dropped her can.

"Oh, that's real nice, Jackie!" The blonde in the denim booty shorts snapped sarcastically as she put her hands to the wall.

"I'm sorry, Marie, but I -"

"Um... I'm not a cop."

At that confession, Jackie and Marie turned around to see the naked and blushing Jamie smiling sheepishly at them. "Um, hi." The naked woman said, "I was wondering -"

"Twit-twoo! Looks like Christmas came early for Little Jackie." Jackie catcalled, licking her lips as she stared hungrily at Jamie. "Funny, I thought for sure I'd end up on Santa's naughty list this year..."

"Seriously, Jackie?" Marie asked, "You're **** enough to screw a hobo? I mean, speaking as a straight woman, she's kinda cute, but -"

"I'm not a hobo!" Jamie said before taking a deep breath. "I'm not a hobo. I just had my clothes stolen by some crazy homeless woman with a pet skunk."

"Funny, you don't smell like you ran across Yolanda and Peppermint." Marie commented as Jackie walked forward. "And trust us, we'd know!"

"Look, I just need some -" Jamie tried to explain before feeling a sharp slap to her ass cheeks, turning to see Jackie with a hungry look as she watched Jamie's ass jiggle from the spank. Jamie growled and slapped Jackie across the face...

Only for Jackie to give a wide, toothy, lustful grin as she stared wide eyed at Jamie. "YOWZA! I'm in love!"

"Please tell your friend to stop being a perverted idiot before I make her **** on her own teeth!" Jamie snarled to Marie, not taking her eyes off Jackie.

"... ... Okay, seriously. I think I may actually be in love right now." Jackie said in a serious tone, feeling her heart beating a million miles a nanosecond. This woman was pretty much checking off every last one of her boxes for "Perfect Girlfriend/Wife" more than any other woman she met.

"Look!" Jamie exclaimed, "I had the worst night of my life and I really don't want it to continue! I need clothes and I need to get to the police so I can have my stuff returned from that crazy skunk woman! Now, are you two going to help me or not?"