Try and calm down

Today has been insane. You have already grown an inch and a quarter since you woke up. And the day is hardly over. You sink into you chair and pull out your cellphone. You flip through the news. Various praises to Roberto mostly. Nothing too special.

You start reading through one of the articles talking about the birth and raise of Roberto. According to the article Roberto took the title from Jonah Falcon in 1987. No one have been found larger than Jonah since who had a proud 13.5 inch long penis, before he was put to **** by Roberto. According to documents he had a 14 inch long cock them. He continued to stretch it over the years. His current broadcasted length is 19 inches.

Reading through the article you land on an ad. 'Wanted: Male test subject for semen production ****. Designed with the approval of Cock Emperor Roberto. Call 555-6969 for more information.' Just as you were thinking about calling them you notice that it's time for your next set.