Treasure!

"Now that the Orcs are gone, you see a vast, empty cavern," Dennis narrated, though his eyes stayed on Lauren. "On a raised dais you see a huge, ornate chest. This is the treasure you've been searching for."

"Well Maeve?" Evan addressed Lauren by her character's name. "You're the rogue- it's your job to unlock it."

"I uh..." Lauren stammered, in nothing but her unflattering thong. She could barely think, beyond her brain screaming 'I'm naked' at all times. "I... check for traps!"

"Okay, roll." Dennis watched as Lauren awkwardly used one hand to roll the dice while the other cupped her naked chest. "You got a... natural one."

Lauren's eyes widened, now having played at least enough to know what that meant: a critical fail!

"The rest of you watch as Maeve goes to open the chest... failing to notice the traps on it until she triggers them." Dennis explained. "Maeve is engulfed in blue fire. When it clears you see a now totally naked Eleven rogue flop helplessly and **** to the ground with two negative levels."

"She'll be as helpless as a baby now." Evan pointed out.

"That's right." Dennis agreed. "Speaking of: Lauren, that's another failure, and you know what that means...