Too big

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How the fuck do chicks deal with having tits this huge? They're massive. Sure, if I dress myself up (or down) right they can look really hot, but they are super inconvenient. I'm still not sure after months of lugging them around if they're worth the hassle or not.

I mean yes, they do give me back pain. And they do have me bumping into furniture and doorways and stuff which fucking hurts because these puppies are sensitive. And they make me look fat if I'm not really careful with what I wear. And they mess with my sense of balance.

But they do also hypnotise most men and quite a few women. Look, if I wear a sexy bikini like this one and bend over like this I can ask a man to do basically anything and he'll do it without question. Just show some cleavage with these puppies and suddenly I'm a better negotiator than I ever was as a man. After all, it's really easy to negotiate when the person you're talking to has turned into a babbling blushing fool. I even got a way higher grade on my last exam than I deserved, just because it was an oral exam and the grad student who tested me couldn't stop staring at my massive tits in the dress I was wearing.