To the match

As your theme song hits, you and Kimmy link hands and prance out onto the entrance ramp, waving to the fans. You walk to the ring, making sure to bounce as much as possible, and by the noise the fans are making it seems to be having the desired effect. You climb up onto the apron, and you and Kimmy bend over and step over the ropes at the same time...

And as you do, she leans forward and kisses you on the lips.

You nearly freeze, but... after having had two matches you're ready to deal with stuff like this on the fly. And you're not going to let Kimmy upstage you, right?

As the two of you stand up, you grab her by the back of her head and pull her in for a kiss. Kimmy locks eyes with you and opens wide, shoving her tongue into your mouth. Still holding onto her hair, you fight back, wrestling with her tongue, trying to push it back into her own mouth. It's not easy though. Her tongue slides all around yours, trying to pin it to the side of your mouth, and suddenly you're in a defensive battle and losing ground...

Then some punk music you don't recognize starts to play. Kimmy lets go of you, and you catch your breath as you watch Jasmine Fire and Nancy Thunder walk to the ring. The tattoos and hairstyles make them look kind of intimidating, but you figure neither of them would've been a match for Missy and you at least held your own.

The referee called both your team and the Suicide Bitches over. Tanya McVan had hired some supermodels as referees, and had forbidden wrestlers from attacking them the same way she'd ordered them to leave Debbie the announcer alone.

"This is a regular tag match. Tags must be exchanged by hand contact with the illegal member of the match in her assigned corner. Win is by pinfall, submission, knockout or **** orgasm. "

You're hardly paying attention to the referee, instead trying to catch Nancy's eye. You're sure she's a blonde under that blue hair, and you also are sure you saw her giving you dirty looks.

"Let me start" you whisper to Kimmy. "I want a piece of that blue haired cunt."

"Fine by me" Kimmy says, "I like chocolate anyway."

Come to think of it, you've only tasted 'chocolate' once, and it... well better not to think about that now, if orgasms make you lose the match you don't want to risk turning yourself on.

Originally by lilguy