To Sasuke and Hinata

I didn't get too far onto my journey until I ran into someone I certainly didn't want to see.

"Wow, Alain," said Sasuke, "that black eye is sure healing well." That motherfucker.

"It's too bad tiny penises don't go away for you Sasuke," I said. I saw his fist tighten. I especially didn't want to get beat up in front of Hinata.

"What the hell did you say," asked Sasuke? I wasn't going to tell the truth. My eyes drifted away from him and towards Hinata. Hinata wore loose pants, and a loose fitting sweater that only squeezed her chest. It was no secret that she had a sizable bust, only beaten by Tsunade herself. Yet Hinata was a girl who shunned showing off her own skin. The clothing she wore was so conservative and loose that many had a difficult time deciding what laid beneath those sweaters.

Many people even doubted their validity, but who went through all that trouble pretending to have massive jugs?

"She must have back problems," said one girl as she passed. Hinata's face grew red at the statement. I did my best to keep my eyes away from her chest. I was probably the only guy in this place who did.

"I was just saying hello to Hinata," I said. Hinata never talked to me, she must have not liked me that much.

"O-oh, y-you were," said Hinata?

"That better be all you were saying," said Sasuke, "me and Hinata are about to head out for a mission. It's going to be a cold night. It's her lucky day. At least she has a couple nice assets. Don't you think, loser?" There Sasuke was being a jerk. I wish I had won the tournament. I would have more fuel to talk if I had.

"I'd rather just freeze," said Hinata. Sasuke brushed off the comment.

"She definitely has nice assets," I said. The wording wasn't the best, and I realized that I was sounding like an ass like Sasuke. Hinata began to play with her own hair.

"O-oh," stuttered Hinata, "You, you really think so? Like, w-what?" Hinata looked at me, and her gaze would drop to her feet every few seconds. She really must not like me.

What was I supposed to say? Your large jugs? Your fat ass?