Tip big

“Wait a sec,” you say to Alexia as your reach into your bag and pull out a wad of notes. Five thousand dollars easily.

How much can this bag contain you wonder as you drop the obscene amount of cash into the tip jar. Usually a tip is a dollar. Not anywhere this much…

The money in the jar seems to glow and you hear a disembodied voice. “Putting that much money in the tip jar - error 42 - * - admin request!”

The world freezes and you find yourself standing amongst human statues.

Admin? As in a person … or being running this game?! “Um… hello?” You call out.

“Hold your knickers. I - oh, you broke the tip jar. Damn it. Well I guess there is no helping it. You have a number of options. As I call one out you can select it. Don’t interrupt. I’m busy with %^*++*%#.” The last word glitches.

“What?” You ask.

“Which part of don’t interrupt do you not understand?” The voice asks. “Now select one of these. I have to get back to %^*++*%# now!”