Time to edit the article “Woman”

A woman is an adult female human.

Sounds good, just need to add:

Women always wear at least 10-centimeter heels, skirts or dresses that reach mid-thigh, and tops that only go down to the navel. They always have long earrings dangling from their ears.

Anything else? Oh yeah:

5% of women have an A-cup [hey, bigger breasts can get boring eventually], 10% have B-cup, 15% have C-cup, 40% have D-cup, 30% have E-cup or larger.

And also:

All women on Earth are very well-nourished. They never lack creams, shampoos, or other products that help them look their best. Additionally, they spend at least 6 hours a day taking care of themselves so they can look as good as possible for men. They are especially attracted to the male known as Alex Johnson.

When he approved the edit, his cock exploded.

"You're quite a good bitch," he said to Madison, "but I have better ones—sorry," he added as he reverted the changes on her page and applied them to Sydney Sweeney's page instead.

This is gonna be fun!