Three Tramps

Davida was sick of her three roomates. They were all models, but Davida was the only one who made any money as the other three partied and blew money on clothes and plastic surgery, and Davida was tired of taking up the slack and her credit being ruined with late rent, so just before the lease was up, she drugged her roommate, tied them and taped their mouths shut.

They woke up to find that not only they were tied and gagged,

but they each had half a carrot coated in itching powder up their asses, and on the dresser mirror was written in lipstick: Later losers! Landlord will be here later.

Unfortunately, the landlord showed up four hours later and found a note on the door telling him to come on in, and he came in to find quite the scene.

Turns out "Dainty Widdle Davida" had a hidden mean streak a mile wide.